Edward Langrish

Wow wow. What a brilliant article by @JeremyClarkson on what this government has done to 🇬🇧 agriculture @theresecoffey take note thetimes.co.uk/article/1b9252…

@PureKent @wealdofkentyfc 1.agri expo 2. Essex yfc rally? 3. Edenbridge show 4. S.o.e show 5. W.o.k ploughing match 6. Heathfield show 7. Fatstock show 8.? 9. ? 10. Doe show

It was our 6th Big Farming Quiz for @wealdofkentyfc last night. Have a go!

Latest @DefraGovUK stats on UK livestock numbers: 1996: 4.45m breeding female cattle and 19.5m breeding f sheep. 2021: 3.3m breeding f cattle and 14.5m breeding f sheep. Ruminant numbers falling & GHG emissions rising. Maybe its not the burps.

WARNING: Govt. could crash another market on 13 December '22. New UK-only red tape (not an EU requirement) could see a huge amount of UK meat exports to EU become non-compliant OVERNIGHT. It'll take over a year to comply - we've got 7 weeks. bit.ly/3TTJbGo @theresecoffey

@RichLangrish Absolutely! Much more experienced and worth much more!

@EddieLangrish What about woke 39-year-olds?

@DavidatWestons I suppose 2.5mm is better than nothing...... 😕

That is a very satisfying rain and a great relief to farmers across the south and east. Rape turnips and cover crops will be away now.

@RhidianGlyn Have grazed a lot of red clover with lambs. Never had a problem with bloat in sheep. Not sure about calves.....

Right Twitter! Advice on grazing red clover needed. 2 x 5 acre fields. Got 200 x 30-35kg lambs and 100 x 6 month old calves to graze it. There's a 10 acre field of permanent pasture adjacent and water source is stream in each field. How do I go about it without killing anything!?

@agricontract No

Any one had half there bps yet ?

@No1FarmerGuy Is it a Dutch pizza?

Can you name the country this pizza represents??? I guess it should have mayonnaise and a waffle with it for complete accuracy!

@kieranryanphoto They could do with cutting back some of the verges and hedges as large vehicles are forced into the centres of roads and junctions are not safe as its difficult to see oncoming vehicles and cyclists

On a weekend of Queen anecdotes, this won't be matched. Just lovely.

Stolen last night from Royston area of Hertfordshire. Indepension double axle trailer, with 2 synergy sump tanks.

@1manandhisdogs @FarmersOfTheUK It was very dry at the time and the sheep enjoyed eating the flowers off M.I.A's outfit!

@1manandhisdogs @FarmersOfTheUK We had to hold them in the middle of a field with no side fences and stay out of shot!

We love a sheep wrangler challenge. This Travis Scott music video shoot asked for 1000 sheep all together. Not many farmers are willing to do that! But one was, controlled by 7 collies and 4 of us. The music video has had 93 million views! farmlocations.co.uk/work/travis-sc…

@No1FarmerGuy This happens all the time now, I often drive at night to avoid traffic only to a motorway closed with poorly signposted diversion and roads not particularly suitable for large vehicles.

Planned closure of the #M4 and #M3 down to one lane for planned works… Who t’ f’ plans these things… 🥾🐴 Boris personally???

@No1FarmerGuy Well done to him! I have got one here who can't wait till he is 16!

L plates on the tractor for under an hour yesterday! 😎👍😎🚜🚜🚜 (Rubbish photo I know!🙈)

Sheep playing hide and seek #sheep #Romney

@RobertHodgkins1 That will be a test for him and the dogs! Did he find them all?