Eddie Large

Gone for City win 1-0 with Dzeko first scorer, got a few grand on it #fingerscrossed

@PlaceyourJP bloody hell, you never used to demand cash up front. You've changed, if I get Royal Variety Show you won't be needed.

@PlaceyourJP how's it going son, doing a comeback tour soon, fancy being the warm up act for me?

@grahamer154 Giggs lad, you typed it not me.

@grahamer154 only Ryan.

@petenorth99 maaff at the embassy this year.

@DuncBroad wanker.

Looking for a Personal Assistant to run my twitter account amongst other things. Tweet if you are interested.

More gigs soon to be announced, will be doing a few in Manchester. Anyone want any tickets I can sort them out @NickMPearson

Off out for a dinner date tonight with Judy Simpson aka (the deadly) Nightshade off Gladiators. Strictly platonic though. I love my wife.

Just to let everyone know I'm throwing my hat into the ring for the vacant england managers post.

Oh bloody hell I don't believe it, he's not playing, I can't stand to lose anymore money today. Off to the casino later to right that wrong.

Come on city, just lumped on Kompany to score first £500 on the nose. Come on Vincent.

Just also like to mention my wife, without her I probably wouldn't be making the comeback to Saturday night tv, I do it for you Josephine.

@DuncBroad there are a lot of haters out there. People like you only serve to make me more determined to succeed.

Delighted to announce i'm the new host of You Bet. Forsythe and Kelly are world class entertainers so I have some massive shoes to fill.

Just been watching @Dynamomagician That lad has a lot to thank me for, I schooled him in the art of sleight of hand.

Just walked in dog shit. Fuming #shoveitupyourshitteritv

Oh, I've had it, sometimes you just feel like smashing something from behind. But then my good nature reels me back in.

Off for an early morning run round Heaton Park, if you see me and I ignore you. It'll be because I've got my running tunes on my iPod.