Eric

Where is Fa(bio) to make sense of all

What Brittney Spears thought was gonna happen after she tapped Wemby

Baby Gronk and his father

Talking Heads parody I’m working on “The cafeteria has my favorite soup of the day Chicken and wild wild rice”

You know god damn well that tip will be crap.

There is a whole ocean of swag under our feet and no one can get to it but me

People saying Fuck in a Scorsese movie > Keanu saying anything in John Wick 4. 5/5 stars

@BachirSoHumble More like the origins of that one character in total recall

What are the origins of Easter? Why do people celebrate it today? The truth is that Easter is a pagan holiday because it gives honor to Ishtar, the fertility goddess, who is known today as Easter. The bunnies are a sign of fertility and a sex symbol; they are one of the most sexual animals; for example, the bunny is known to represent playboy. This holiday revolves around sex rituals the priest of Baal would impregnate the virgins and sacrifice the kids once born. The blood of the children would be placed upon the eggs, This is the origin of your Easter eggs. The world has gone along with this tradition for years because we were taught to keep it, our families have continued to pass it down. Easter never falls on the same day year to year; Easter is not regulated by a date; it is regulated by the solar system. Easter always comes on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the equinox; this practice came from Babylon. They worshipped Ishtar in the springtime because everything came to life during this time. She’s been worshipped in Persia, Greece, and Rome. Now the whole world worships her without even knowing it. This is why God tells us not to participate in these wicked customs. Now that you know this, will you continue to celebrate it or stand with Christ? #Easter #Christ

First off fuck your bitch and the click you claim

Masks aren’t required in the hospital anymore. All the staff today:

Inventor of the bahama mama was a genius

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@MP_Schultz Haha I need to reassess my style choices then

@Edelgadiesel Haha bro you have a cop mustache!

Trying find herb in PR but my wife says I look like a narc in my Tevas and that’s why no one has any

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@_Rofhiwa_ I’m following and listening to past episodes of these women. Amazing content

@tsemings Yeah we did