Edgar Johnstone

80 degrees out and phi kapp isn’t launching cube shirtless? Is the world ending? #freakingout

See two dudes on the same bench automatically assume they’re #gay

Her password was 222222 and played block blast. She was put on this earth to take dih

Two well known underclassmen aphi eaters next to me on flight back home. Time to throw on Anyone But You and side eye them everytime there’s a sex scene (I hope they can’t see my phone) #Performative #TheGame

“Yea we just won’t have service until midnight when we get back tn” yea you can just have her bro 👌 #Onwards

Really got one more month to find a wife or I’m actually going to be a chud for life #WhereDUIgofromhere

@BoozeLarry19372 You’re a beast.

Woke up so fucking hungover today regretting every mistake I made, but guess what? I'm just gonna fucking do it again. Lmaoooo @EdgarJohnstone

“Friend is making me go to her bfs pike casino night” #nukemyself #jester #chud

@EdgarJohnstone #nowimfat

Took this chud shit too serious now I’m fat. #chud

@gjelq1 Rush “captain” 💀

Yeah bro I’m the rush captain I was also a stud in high school football if you asked (you didn’t) #tousemogger

Why do all Ubers (minority) have on the most random radio stations / podcasts on? Deadass feels like it’s all AI generated #FartMadness

(11) Midterm never stood a chance.

@BoozeLarry19372 Mfs make a burner and do ANYTHING to try and get followers #fag

Just peeped @EdgarJohnstone put kU in his final 4?? #March

(11) Midterm vs (6) USF/Louisville game Who will win? This is March! #BracketBusted

@IHateGunners4L @EllaLinda3189 Surely she’s legit

@EllaLinda3189 @EdgarJohnstone Hit her up! @EdgarJohnstone

Anyone selling tickets for Missouri vs Miami that don’t cost my kidney? #MIZ

And of course, this tweet just gets flooded by bots / scammers 🫩

Ughhhh I hate having no motion 🙄 #Hey #Fuck #WhatsGoingOn

16 hour bartending shift yesterday makes Sundays that much better #MIZ #Unwind