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Edgar Towner

@EdgarTowner

Writer, musician, host of Fanboys, almost accidentally killed Noam Chomsky one time

Katılım Haziran 2019
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Edgar Towner@EdgarTowner·
Want to hear your music get roasted on Fanboys? Send links in the replies
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“Ah get over it they were just kids kids do stupid shit sometimes” Ok now do the kids in prison for drug offenses
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Even Google can’t help but clown on this mf
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You guys like… you guys like music?
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Who misses Fanboys? If we brought it back (on another network or totally indie) could we ask some of y’all to share stuff and give us a lil boost? Gears are turning
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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmiles·
@EdgarTowner ❤️ ty for dissecting the terrible comedy song about fingering my friends and i made in college
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@EdgarTowner you guys should just take Fanboys solo. it was always trapped on a barely-used Patreon anyway
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@jeremysmiles We were THE ONLY THING ON THE PATREON at the end there. Which was part of the reason why we quit doing it But yeah, thanks for the vote of confidence. We’ve been hashing out different creative projects to work on together. TBD
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Edgar Towner@EdgarTowner·
@Des_Subari I too miss Fanboys a lot. Thanks for listening - I’m sorry you had so much trouble with it. We never had any control or input into that stuff, just had to make a bunch of excuses for it.
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Matt Saincome
Matt Saincome@MattSaincome·
Good news! Hard Times and Hard Drive are now owned by Sumerian Entertainment, who want to make animated versions of our headlines, print versions of our magazines (!), and comic book collabs with our favorite bands/games.
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The best green flag a movie can possibly have is a 75% critic score and a 30% audience score
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Edgar Towner@EdgarTowner·
Yo I’m sorry to everybody who’s reached out asking about Fanboys. We’re still working on our plans, but earlier this year I decided that Twitter is not a healthy place for me to be, and becoming increasingly less so. So imma take a break. Update y’all soon 💜
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Kansas who the fuck are you trying to fool
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“We need a mascot for our new product line” “What about a family of bears that just fuckin loves to wipe their ass?” “Hmm. Will their only interactions be asking each other how clean their asses are?” “Of course.” “Write it”
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Cool nauseating symptom of late capital: fast food ads where the VO speaks Spanish but then pronounces the names of the products in perfect, unaccented English
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BREAKING: Millionaires’ Sightseeing Tour Cut Short as Their Shoddy Homemade Blimp Crashes Into Auschwitz
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If I only knew the name and nothing else, I would assume Destiny’s Child was a synthy 80s prog band
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Edgar Towner@EdgarTowner·
@Oni_Music Ah, my mistake. Maybe I AM an out-of touch ivory tower liberal elite 😔
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Edgar Towner@EdgarTowner·
Musk could make Twitter Blue invisible - give users the premium features without the check Musk could uncouple Twitter Blue and verification - offer a premium membership AND a system to fight impersonation He won’t. The culture war/stratification stuff is the point
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