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@Thedudeshub That is absolutely NOT overweight. That looks like a normal healthy body. Stop these superficial standards of being ripped and muscular to gain societal value. 🤦🏻‍♂️

hot take but i think guys being a little overweight like this is attractive

@vxylily Tori Amos

name ONE singer

@benonwine I would book a flight right away

Would you drive 500 miles in the middle of the night if someone found your lost dog?

@theamelia__ *Regardless

@Matt_Pinner Call in sick

You wake up to this What is the first thing you do

@Georgebabs_ “No” by Alanis Morissette

@TheSachaFierce @BestinDogs I have both, too.

@BestinDogs Both because I have both! 😆❤️🥰

Which one would you pick?

@_B___S I’d take all three ❤️ 💕 🐶

Which one wud you pick?

@BestinDogs Gemini

I need the coolest name! All ideas are welcome!😇🐕

@Matt_Pinner I do

Do you?

@GeoHill10 @ThrillaRilla369 Sounds like with that job description you should be fighting for a salary, not have your income made by tips. Barking at the wrong tree, type of thing.

@ThrillaRilla369 Your food is still being prepared, then packaged in to-go containers and bagged. Someone still took your order from wherever you placed it. They either had to answer your call or are maintaining an ordering platform for your convenience.

Why on earth am I tipping 20% for pick-up orders? I drove there, picked up my food, and had zero table service! Yet I'm guilted into leaving a tip because the payment screen shames me into it. Isn't this setup just absolutely ridiculous?

@BestinDogs Saga or Kanon

I need the coolest name! All ideas are welcome!😇🐕

@DiscussingFilm The movie was decent enough! But they did Hawkgirl so dirty!

James Gunn’s ‘SUPERMAN’ earned $3M more this weekend than expected, taking its worldwide opening total to $220M Budget was $225M Read our review: bit.ly/SupesDF

@DiscussingFilm They did Hawkgirl dirty

James Gunn’s ‘SUPERMAN’ opens with $217M worldwide. Budget was $225M Read our review: bit.ly/SupesDF

@nocapmedia She’s just fidgeting like many other fellow humans

Whoever's she's flying to. Better be ready

@sp27331 @GavinNewsom Translation: They’re more educated than you, Gavin!

Nice sparkly ceiling… you pay extra for that?

@thetrueshelby Alti from Xena Warrior Princess

who dis

@rwylmo My third grader students come up with better choreographies, and by just improvising.

She needs to cancel this tour before it cancels her career I’m so serious x.com/gabgonebad/sta…

@ProjectLincoln More like a DUI hire 😂 🥃

This is a DEI hire, by the way.

@kirawontmiss The comments had me ☠️

A coach was fired after pulling a girl’s ponytail following their state title loss. Her friend a real one for stepping in🙏