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@NathanAClark The gap between "promising player" (Gray, Bergvall) and "competent PL player" can be quite huge it seems

35 of our 41 points this season (85%) came from games in which Rodrigo Bentancur played. Owed an apology by Spurs fans and, genuinely in my opinion, has a very strong argument for player of the season.

@solventspurs Tbf, Spurs twitter is never so funny as when we're shit

What an experience it has been, this fight. For the last few months, every clearance, every block, every save, has felt like a victory. Every missed chance, every bad pass, like a defeat. I’ve never felt more alive as a Spurs fan. Let’s never do this again.

@soonrightaway "Bozo the district attorney" is elite.

i think one of my only For Real unpopular opinions is the stand up bits in Seinfeld are actually pretty funny

@pintmonster69 System shagger

Prime Dillion Harper will always have a special place in my heart

@kampforum @nff_landslag Denne passasjen kunne vært hentet fra en Are Kalvø-bok.

@nff_landslag VG, som trodde det var en gravemaskin når «Langås» dukket opp, har ikke skjønt konseptet 😑

Our World Cup Squad 🇳🇴

@Trbsy4 @rcbregman Denmark, Sweden, Finland and Iceland owning oil will come as a huge but welcome surprise to them.

@rcbregman The Nordics own their oil and gas companies and live off the royalties of their sovereign wealth fund. Same as the Emiratis in Dubai. Stupid comparison.

This sounds nice, but it's a great way to undermine the welfare state. The strongest welfare states in the world (the Nordics) tax everyone, including nurses. And they give everyone universal healthcare, childcare, pensions, education in return. When the middle class has skin in the game, they defend the system. When welfare is 'just for the poor', it becomes a poor program: stigmatized, underfunded, easy to gut. That's why billionaires keep pushing this idea. The real scandal isn't that this nurse pays $12k. It's that Jeff Bezos pays $0.

@SebSB I've never been one to complain about refs, but the VARification of the game is drawing me into it. It's breaking my love for the game at the highest level, and I'm really sad about it.

This is an extraordinary decision. So much of law interpretation now is about protecting players and reacting strongly to high feet, exposed studs etc, and yet this — which is absurdly reckless, intentional or otherwise — earns a booking. x.com/DjedSpence/sta…

@penguinenjoyeer Victarion 🤌

— cr: a feast for crows (for the first time)

@nineinchna1ls I mean...he's about as talented as the least talented Chili Pepper

Currently thinking about this quote

@georgeachillea Apparantly these guys can't be put under mild pressure for 3 minutes without losing their minds.

My head is on mars… I don’t understand what goes through your head to decide you must clear it there with an overhead kick Really really wasn’t that difficult to just head it away sideways it was largely uncontested until he tried to go for the overhead. Ampadu realised he had more time to go for it so then closed in and won the pen

@Millar_Colin Just a couple of tweaks, and this thing will be mint, surely

A six-minute VAR delay with 25 replays to decide which of the multiple set-piece wrestling manoeuvres was clearly and obviously worthy of punishment. A fittingly decisive moment for the 2025-26 Premier League season.

@UriksFredrik @haarvig Et annet meget simpelt poeng er jo at vi som har tatt høyere utdanning også har tatt livets harde skole. Vi har dobbelt opp med kompetanse.

@haarvig Journalister har generelt høyere grad av forståelse for hvordan samfunnet fungerer enn folkedypet, fordi mange av oss har studert samfunnet mens andre gikk livets harde skole. Folkedypet burde kanskje stemme mer i takt med journalister.

@PalmerWould Inb4 "God forbid men has hobbies"

Alex Jimenez has attempted shag the entirety to Dorset, male and female. So today doesn’t exactly come as a surprise.

@solventspurs Not signing this absolute dildo will be a good thing on his CV, no doubt about that

Johan Lange redemption arc incoming.

Watching West Ham vs Arsenal as a spurs fan in this context is a bit like watching a sex tape involving your parents, there isn’t really a possible way we will feel good about it afterwards

@Billie_T Still get the feeling like he loves us like he loves his favourite coat hanger

Do you reckon Harry Kane watched Villa vs Sputs

@TomFoins Mad how Ange and Tudor and nobody else but those two has put this team in the relegation zone.

Found it immeasurably easier being resigned to being down over this. Absolutely sickening competence

@sidlowe I would drag my naked arse across these things

Can’t help thinking — and it’s not just Atletico, in fact it’s just about everyone— that it’s inevitable your badge will get trodden on if it’s positioned right in the middle of the mouth of tunnel where everyone is walking in and out.

@exec_sum Hear me out

"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse

@FootballCliches We're through the looking glass

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