👷Editor Prahk 👷

We were taught, "look right, look left, look right again and cross the road" but crossing the road nowadays is, LOOK RIGHT, LOOK LEFT as many times as you can until you finish crossing the road, Oh Uganda!

@Beno10_MFC The eye patterns are different

You are a master of observation if you can find 1 difference in this photo Can you spot it?

@Rita_Arinaitwe That road situation also

I thought I had seen traffic in my life until I met WRC traffic. Weeeehhhhhhh!

@drkasenene Konka Dr nofaki? Let's be

Does this look healthy, tasty, dangerous or it doesn’t matter?

@JackieAkampwera 😁

Mechanic: Didn’t you hear the car making funny sounds while driving? Me when driving: 🔊🔊🔊

@elonmuskTN 36

@ugcatholics Amen🙏

Say 1 Hail Mary for your special intention the moment you see this message, say it quietly! Respond Amen in comments after doing it!

@NewtonAllan6 Chloroquine Fancidar

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@JackieAkampwera Portafiler is like a kajejena, if so, I know all and I have 2, coffee scoop and coffee cup😁

How many tools do you know and have? Happy #ICD2025

@JackieAkampwera Following up here, well done 💪

Time to spend some coffee money!

Here winding up with Orders! Whose order should I work on now before I close office? Mumpe Orders oba Retweets!

@nwscug Well, the team responded and referred a plumber to work on me, we found out that my neighbor cut the water pipe and it's the same water that she uses for her construction work before it goes through the meter

@EditorArinaitwe Our sincere apologies for the inconvenience caused dear customer, kindly DM your account and contact details to enable us have a team address this query as soon as possible. #Waterman

Good morning, customer. Have you seen a leak, burst, or sewer overflow on your way to work? Kindly reach out to the water man. We are ready to serve you. #TugendeTukole #TweetAleakUg #waterman

@NewtonAllan6 Stage 1

The 5 Stages of Grief: 1. Denial. 2. Anger. 3. Bargaining. 4. Depression. 5. Acceptance. Which stage do you think Aunty Becky is in now? 🌚

@JackieAkampwera @idringp @CAF_Online @CAF_Media 😁😁😁

@idringp @CAF_Online @CAF_Media

Dear @CAF_Online @CAF_Media without our African instruments, we aren’t alive .. the drums, whistles, Vuvuzelas .. define who we are, let’s not kill Africanicity bse of trying to be correct …. See how dead the match is . Please #BringBackTheVuvuzela 😭

@JackieAkampwera Show that beauty to us 🤗

Today I wore every nice red dress and now I’m wondering whether I should go back home or go for some Irish coffee! I can’t just take this beauty home and change to my kitenge and hair net! After all my Munyankore man has gone with the Boys to Nambole and said I should have fun!

@Isabelle002Anku Here we go, this will easily work

Do we have Ugandan girls who use Tampons?🙂😂😂 For me I don’t even know where the hole is🤨🤨😂.

My business tweets never get your attention but help me like and retweet for me this! You never know my client is in your followers! #UgandaCoffee

@JackieAkampwera 🙏

Just lost a friend to a blood clot! Collapsed yesterday and was rushed into hospital and the doctors said was in coma. Passed on this morning! God grant us your children more years and forgive us for our sins. Rest In Peace Aisha🙏🏾

@JackieAkampwera Otyo

If Enaremu didn’t want us people of Ibanda to participate in Primaries they should have told us. Some of us are supposed to come back to Kampala and upto now we haven’t voted! Nibenda kwiba akaruru!

@Isabelle002Anku @UEDCLTD 6/10

Rate this company out of 10😒