Kettle

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Kettle

@Edler_John

If anyone asks, this account is currently hacked

Katılım Ekim 2011

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Kettle@Edler_John·14 Mar

@Polymarket It’s January 6th already?

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Polymarket@Polymarket·14 Mar

JUST IN: Cuban protestors reportedly storm the Communist Party headquarters.

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Kettle@Edler_John·13 Oca

What if people just occasionally love pizza

MonitorX@MonitorX99800

🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷⚡- The Pentagon Pizza index is exploding right now; - Domino's Pizza: 1000% spike in orders. - Extreme Pizza: 213% spike. - Pizzato Pizza: 217% spike. - Papa John's: 192% spike.

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Kettle@Edler_John·1 Oca

I’m confirming that I already paid my taxes for 2025 and I don’t need to pay more in mid April.

Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: CNN reports that they've called Minnesota daycare centers & most didn't answer, but one of them "confirmed" they're not committing fraud.

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Kettle@Edler_John·27 Eki

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Kettle@Edler_John·19 Eki

Wow. Reports coming out that everyone forgot to bring footballs for tonight’s Tennessee @ Alabama game (ABC). The game’s 7:30 kickoff is now in jeopardy until they find a gameball.

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Kettle@Edler_John·28 Eyl

@jamierkennedy They’re all men.

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Jamie Kennedy@jamierkennedy·28 Eyl

Best 9 putters so far this week at Bethpage 1. 🇪🇺 +4.9: Rose 2. 🇪🇺 +1.8: Rahm 3. 🇪🇺 +1.4: Hovland 4. 🇪🇺 +1.4: Hatton 5. 🇪🇺 +1.3: Straka 6. 🇪🇺 +0.9: Lowry 7. 🇺🇸 +0.4: Young 8. 🇪🇺 +0.3: MacIntyre 9. 🇪🇺 +0.2: McIlroy What do you notice?

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Kettle@Edler_John·23 Ağu

Best tweet of my career

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Kettle@Edler_John·23 Ağu

The karaoke party of me (tone deaf) and RFK Jr (RKF Jr) went poorly

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I Speak For The Streets@marl0stanfield_·20 Ağu

‏🇸🇴 ريفز@Ar15Mvp

I’m not even exaggerating, Druski videos have to be the funniest of all-time man😭😭😭

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Ted Cruz@tedcruz·13 May

The idea is simple: we’re going to create an investment account for every newborn American child that the federal government will seed with $1,000.

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Kettle@Edler_John·28 Nis

Being able to bet on the pope on Draftkings is awesome. But parlaying two of them cause I liked the #value really makes me question my intelligence

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Ryan Whitney@ryanwhitney6·18 Mar

This deserves an Oscar

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Kettle@Edler_John·8 Mar

I just cashed Jimmy Carter’s social security check

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Kettle@Edler_John·8 Mar

Hi Makutu! 👋

Dallas Zoo@DallasZoo

Say hi to baby Makutu! 😍 Our baby chimp finally has a name. Makutu, meaning "ears" in Chichewa, was chosen because of his irresistibly adorable big ears. He's the first chimp born here in over a decade and shares a birthday with our last chimp baby, Mshindi, born 11 years ago!

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Kettle@Edler_John·27 Şub

Mummy is fuckin?

Pop Crave@PopCrave

Mummy Pig, mother of Peppa and George, announces that she is pregnant with her third child (via GMB).

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Kettle@Edler_John·25 Şub

Inseminated person is hilarious. What’s even funnier is this lasts for 3 years

Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok

WTF is going on in Wisconsin

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Kettle@Edler_John·14 Şub

I’ve been watching the sopranos and I have to be honest - I’m getting very good at spotting problems. Like when someone disobeys Tony Soprano, I point at the TV and go “that guy is a liability”

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Kettle@Edler_John·6 Şub

@lifehackjeff That’s the crazy thing - they didn’t supply the cigs for the study. So I already spent the $8m for the darts

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Jeff@lifehackjeff·6 Şub

@Edler_John Venmo me some of that $8m

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Kettle@Edler_John·6 Şub

I was in this study

Peachy Keenan@KeenanPeachy

$8 million to study the effect of flavored cigarettes on bisexuals and lesbians

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Kettle@Edler_John·24 Oca

I can’t believe I have to say this, but no, I’m NOT dating @BarackObama

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@Polymarket @jamierkennedy @lifehackjeff @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates