@funtapaz This is Clementine Cupcake. We actually lost her last year at 16+ but she will always be our cat.
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Emily Hurley
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Emily Hurley
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Community profesh. Y’all are a bunch of pedantic numpties. Go Giants.
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Do other people worry that a hawk will carry their tiny puppy away or is this my own brand of intrusive thoughts?
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I told my kids that when they fibbed a “mama dot” appeared on their forehead that only I could see and they bought it for years.
Dave@tufdave
I told my daughter that when she lies her eyes turned a different color. Now she squeezes her eyes shut every time she lies…and my job just became a whole lot easier
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It’s entirely possible to dislike the president and ALSO not align yourself with the most oppressive and shitty regimes on the planet.
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I just dumped my entire unsipped mug of lava-hot coffee all over myself and the couch. How is your morning?
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And some of us secured the addresses for our kids when they were toddlers, so…
Amy Street 🇺🇸@Amystreet
just overheard this zoomer say: “WOAH YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR NAMES AS YOUR GMAILS THATS SO LUCKY” Yeah you little fetus, we were there when Gmail was invented.
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When you get your friend to watch GOT and he says his favourite character is Ned stark and then when Ned dies he says his new favourite is Robb
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Imagine your county is 90% frozen for three quarters of the year and losing in hockey to a country that has alligators in it
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My oldest used to ask for toast “but not fire burned” as a toddler because I gave him toast that was not beige.
staxxx🦅@papiwontmiss
Asked my 5yo what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” because in the summer of 2023 i overcooked one side of her quesadilla.
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@erikalee This is amazingly adaptable to “my dad was an engineer” culture as well. So many tears. 😂
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I have bets on two different games today and honestly, if I lose that’s probably better for everyone.
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Husband: Remember, Harry is dropping a single. YOU are not single. #HS4
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