kentucky fried vigilante

The challengers score playing in the background while my buddy and I sword fight at the urinal

I love when people on reality shows are like “this season I want to avoid drama” like hell yeah dude I also don’t wanna do my job

Detroiters won best comedy finally.

Tim Robinson wins an Emmy for Best Actor in a Short Form Series for ‘I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE WITH TIM ROBINSON’.

How is my girlfriend going to see me as a man if it doesn’t sound like a saxophone assassination when I blow my nose

The American psycho business card scene but they’re comparing dicks at a urinal

The craziest part of the Aaron rodgers injury is learning jets fans genuinely thought they might go to the Super Bowl. I thought they were joking like the rest of us

Ah the Italian countryside. Just like in all the pictures in New Jersey pizzerias

Damn one of these Italian pickpockets just tried to steal a handful of this ass

Someone from Italy seeing New Jersey for the first time

How I feel every time I drink smart water

In every love triangle the girl has to make the impossible choice between a guy who is obsessed with her and a guy who is just sad all the time. Both are white

I love when they gave goldfish as party favors so five year olds could experience loss in the quickest, most visceral way

On my way to the dentist to play his favorite game called “does it hurt when I do this” where there are no winners and it always hurts

Two thousand years ago they cancelled jesus

me in the Ice Age 2 writers room

2 Passion 2 Christ

An assassins entire organization is trying to kill him?? After an op gone bad??? What will those kooks in Hollywood think of next?