⚽️ Ethan’s Wings FC🪽

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did, I said I didn’t know.” ~ Mark Twain

@MLB @BlueJays A Cy Young-esque performance from Dylan Cease. A brilliant 12K, one-hit, complete game shutout! #LFG #BlueJays #Fenway

Dylan Cease fires a 1-hit shutout!

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Vinicius Jr isn’t suited to the English ⚽️ game nor are Arsenal an ideal fit for the talented 🇧🇷 football magician… Guessing Vini’s reps are using the Champions of England “interest” to light a fire under #RMFC negotiators. #COYG

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/74695…

@TheArsenalMind Declan. #COYG

Who would be Arsenal’s main man with Vinicius in the team, ⁠Saka or Vini? 🤔

@Acyn Fuck the Dodgers & Freeman for humouring a pedophile and convicted felon. Well done👏🏽@FreddieFreeman5 for shaking hands with a person recently ordered to pay $5.6M to a woman he defamed after being credibly accused of raping. #EJeanCarroll

Trump shakes hands with Freddie Freeman: I love Freddie Freeman.

@JohnnyGiunta_ The Jays vibe murderer appears to be the guy who’s relentlessly beating pitches away into the ground and then NOT running down the line coz he’s “so frustrated” 🤦🏻‍♂️ #VladJr

People may not agree but this is where the season became lost. This was the ultimate vibe killer, especially with his story and finally making it back to MLB.

@David_Ornstein @J_Tanswell @TheAthleticFC As blatant an example of money-laundering tactics you’re ever going to see from football clubs attempting to skirt financial regulations. #MorganRogers #Gar-nacho #Chelshit #Villa

🚨 Aston Villa discussing deal to sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea. Talks for 22yo winger loan + conditional buy obligation. Unai Emery driving #AVFC move - wanted Argentine before #CFC & now. Unrelated to Rogers transfer. W/ @J_Tanswell @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/74388…

@CakeMcJabe The Vlad part of the Jays offensive black hole is single-handedly bringing down the side. It starts & ends with the half Billion dollar franchise player. Anyone who isn’t “pulling their weight” seems to be flushed asap whereas the protected one carries on.. grounding into DPs.

What pisses me off more than anything is that Kevin Gausman deserves to have spent the rest of his career as a Blue Jay and retire here and now I have to watch him play for some other team because this dipshit offense can't scratch together a run to save its life

For the World Cup Final, it’s Spain vs FIFA at the MetLife Stadium. Por favor Mikel, one more masterclass. #Merino 💪🏽 #VamosEspaña #COYG

Tuchel very obviously lost his nerve.. and got far too conservative at the end of the match. Invited attacking pressure from #ARG and basically made the end of the match about #ENG tiring backline holding off this tournament’s leading goal scorers 🤦🏻‍♂️

Trump has raked in over a billion dollars on the backs of his most loyal acolytes. That means 🫵🏽 cousin fucking MAGAt halfwits 😆 Making ‘Merica Grate Again indeed. futurism.com/future-society…

@ejeancarroll The President of the United States paid $5.6 million in damages to a woman he raped. Seems cult leaders are afforded quite a wide berth. #EJeanCarroll #MAGA #Epstein #America250

The Eagle has landed.

Digne gifts #ESP a penalty. Daft play from a limited fullback as Spain haven’t had a sniff all match 🤦🏻‍♂️

@BreezyKirsten What a legend! Get in Wrighty!! #COYG #WorldCup ⚽️

What he said😂🏆

It’s official: Kawhi is a dog with fleas. Steve Ballmer is a POS who’s trying to run away from his salary cap circumvention play involving Leonard and (now defunct) Aspiration. #PabloTorre @pablofindsout #RTZ

Hoping Zuck is also tar & feathered.. after being subjected to a month in a public stockade. #Meta #surveillancecapitalism

The relentless string of train delays and service issues on the @GOtransit .. it’s like the TTC have taken over the Lakeshore West line.

@BlueJays @TD_Canada Someone needs to provide a proper explanation for why the *franchise player* and “leader” won’t run out ground balls.. that he’s hitting. #WTF #BlueJays50 #VladJr

Let's take the series! #BlueJays50

@TheAthleticFC 🧐 A list of players who may want to consider sucking up to the kleptocratic 🇺🇸 President.. just in case they receive a “totally unfair” 🟨 booking. Given what we’ve witnessed at this WC, easy to predict that one (or both) of Jude & Declan won’t be available to play that lot.

Seventeen players are entering the quarter-finals this week on one yellow card, meaning if they are booked again this round they will pick up a one-game suspension. 🇲🇦 Issa Diop 🇲🇦 Achraf Hakimi 🇲🇦 Redouane Halhal 🇲🇦 Bilal El Khannouss 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Nico O’Reilly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Declan Rice 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Marc Guehi 🇫🇷 Manu Kone 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇨🇭 Granit Xhaka 🇨🇭 Denis Zakaria 🇨🇭 Miro Muheim 🇪🇸 Ferran Torres 🇳🇴 Antonio Nusa 🇧🇪 Brandon Mechele 🇦🇷 Gonzalo Montiel

@Kasparov63 Meanwhile, in related 📰 news: water found to be indeed, wet. #Infantino #corruption @FIFAWorldCup 🇪🇬

Incredible Egyptian goal is disallowed because of a foul far away, then same situation a few minutes later and goal for Argentina not disallowed! No VAR, nothing? FIFA again looks like a corrupt joke, playing favorites for stars.

@ESPNFC Cool story bro.. seems like a believable narrative until someone remembers his petulant displays of midfield ghosting for Chelsea 🙄

Enzo Fernández announced himself to the world during Argentina's 2022 World Cup title run earning himself an £106 million move to Chelsea. Four years later, he's established himself as one of the best midfielders in the world and just scored the biggest goal of his life to complete the comeback for Argentina 🔥