Eddie “KeyBumpz” Corleone

If I never saw that bitch again it'd still be too soon

Had to stab like 3 scalpers and told a single mother of 4 to fuck off

@Alidina Yea one of the targets by me is like a warehouse so they supposedly get stuff everyday but whenever I check on weekend they are sold out or almost sold out. Today I got there 30 minutes before open and they only had enough for 8 people

@EdwardTheNWord Dang on a Saturday very nice! Sorry you missed out tho man

With the exception of launch day I haven’t seen more than 6 ascended heroes poster collections at each target restock. Those seem like unicorns to me right now idk.

If I'm drunk, and you post your rack on your Snapchat story, I am sliding up

A mid girl like this could fix me

@Edwin_tennyson Did this 1 time and it was not the move over

ima beg for my bitch back idgaf 🖕🏾💔

Texted the group chat trying to get some plans going for Thursday. And all of these guys are texting me privately like hey that could be a move. Put that shit in the group chat let's get a discussion going. Let's create some plans.

Do all of these hot chicks have boyfriends or am I just on a crazy cold streak?

Did SGA just knee AR in the groin?

Who knows how to bot

@willgriffinfan Sam Dubner is the hottest e girl I've ever seen

I meal alright #stillwould #foid

WHY IS THERE 2 SQUIRTLES IN MY FIRST PARTNER PACK. WHERE IS MY CHARMANDER ?????

4 months of living alone #GuyFridge

@Drempts @HyperbeamTCG I have it in a 10 sequential with the Charizard (also a 10)

@HyperbeamTCG Can’t wait to be talking about this one with you guys five years from now

If this was Typhlosion it would be a 100$ card

"Spending $300 on dates" "helping women financially" you are doing this shit to yourselves

@DJames947740 Eevee and Flareon are foxes umbreon is a cat

Does it make sense

Unblocking her to send her shit like this