Edward W Feery

in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model foresaw a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to pass

my final prediction!!

What connects Hyperloop, a British manufacturing giant whose workers wanted to lead its industrial strategy in the 1970s and…Ozzy Osbourne? Love this!

every “traditional” social norm was invented by advertisers in 1957 and every “newfangled social phenomenon” has been around for 3000 years

@oldenoughtosay If Yorkshire is the UK’s Texas, does that make Merseyside our Louisiana

@musicstruggles1 Still less annoying than yer average prog fan

When countless members of the LGBTQ+ community speak about how utterly damaging Section 28 was, listen to them, try to understand and don’t pretend it was in their best interest. It wasn’t.

NHS hospitals are now charging patients £2/hr just to sit in a wheelchair in A+E. These are some of the sickest patients, who often have to wait hours to be seen. The NHS is crumbling, and is being eaten away by constant privatisation. When will @wesstreeting act?

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Really quite surprising how many people are given to talk at gigs these days, especially during support acts. If you’re going to see an artist you like, chances are they have selected the opener. If you’re not giving them a chance you’re disrespecting everyone in the room.

@praisemajus erecting them over the south coast so that your wedding guests may enjoy the *finest* gay anime as god intended

delighted to announce the purchase of the hated euston screens for my evil villain lair

2 cocktails into the evening and thinking about one of the most extraordinary speeches on love I’ve ever read

Wheatus Keir Starmer in 2000 in 2024 🤝 I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN BABY

Pulp were right. The trouble with your mother is she’s always sleeping with your brother

As the @vagina_museum pin on my stage jacket says: ain’t nothing radical ‘bout being a transphobe

@praisemajus It’s the only correct decision Keir Starmer’s Labour has made so far

good luck to everyone at labour conference. i am not going however. why the fuck do they love liverpool so much