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I WROTE A BOOK! After a whole year in the making "99 ways to say I love (or hate) you" is finally available for pre-sale! This book walks you through 99 crafts perfect to give to the love of your life OR your arch nemesis. I wrote this book for anyon...

Gibberish. Yet utterly meaningful. Sacred geometry. In some ways. Naturally.

Old ⛽️ money 💰 By the power invested in me I'm in Springfield, Missouri all weekend at with some of my closest friends and members of the inner circle. The Riff Plateau 🌾 What will become of us. And what will we do to each other along the way. Tic...

Not a smile in sight. Bone chilling 🕊️ Couldn't have been in a wronger place at a wronger time. No great new discovery comes without its detractors.

In riff heaven 👼🏻 in front of a SOLD OUT crowd for at last night! Don't forget to catch a ticket for him right back at Zanies on the 24th; tickets selling fast!

Someone (or some thing) with ties to geo-political shadow governments has been attempting to subvert The Riffs lately.. unfortunately for their little enclave.. it's merely turned me into a martyr for the cause 😔🌅 So sassy. Yet so diplomatically unt...

If ur not holdin hands are u even homies? NEW SOTS today w/ Casey Rocket!

I moved to Chicago for the summer in search of riff rebirth and the perfect split-seam fastball 🌃 After a heated exchange with the dean of students (I graduated college over 7 years ago, mind you. He had no right.) I decided to take my talents to my ...

Shorty got the riff sweats and instead of catching a sweet nod he experienced a full-throttle Lynchian ego-death 🕊️🥹 🤲 In these old rags??

The cost of love is always above your pay grade. That doesn't mean you don't work overtime for it 🌅 (🥹💍)

If you riff like lightning.. you're gunna crash like thunder ⚡️😔 The final dates for my 'If I Riff Before I Wake' tour have just leaked (from me right now) 🌃 You're cordially invited to watch as spinal riffida ravages & erodes my extremities until ...

*leaked riffs* I wanted to get ahead of this before I make my official statement to the tabloids. Yes, I come from old money. I've never denied that. My daddy is a congressman. And yes, I'm keeping the child. His name is Growler. And he's completely...

One of the most staunchly Anti-Amanda crowds on the Eastern Seaboard 😓

My name is Casey "Rocket" Rocket and somewhere towards the end of the summer I lost my breath. Eventually I realized I was breathing so hard I couldn't hear myself walking away from the things I used to run towards. I've been playing hooky on my dest...

It's getting on round that time, baby! Smash that follow for BIG DIAMOND COMEDY FESTIVAL and tune into this year's good times, featuring Matt McCusker Sam Tallent , Casey Rocket , Adam Ferrara , Emma Willmann , Langston Kerman , David Gborie ...

Fellas, this dude shows up to riff at LA Fitness wearing the D-Wade sleeve… you calling it an early night? 🤨 Or are you sticking around to watch him taste the wall a normal amount? 😌

Dr. Phil gets personal with 🤣 NEW "Dr. Phil Live" OUT NOW on Youtube🔥

From bold narratives to unforgettable characters, Casey Rocket is making waves at Just For Laughs Montréal! 🎤🔥 You've seen his work on The Comedy Network and CBC, blending clever wit with genuine heart—now experience Casey's dynamic solo show live, w...

After 3 absolute SOLD OUT shows at in June has fulfilled the riff prophecy as promised. May he rest up so his riffs stay sharp. 🗡️

Gibberish. Yet utterly meaningful. Sacred geometry. In some ways. Naturally.