Eddie Marrat 🎭📜

What just happened? At 2:30 PM ET today, CBS News reported that President Trump was considering "boots on the ground" in Iran. Then, at 3:43 PM ET, President Trump said "I don't want to do a ceasefire with Iran," with the S&P 500 hitting a new 2026 low. Exactly 90 minutes later, at 5:13 PM ET, President Trump said the US is "considering winding down" the war with Iran. Between the 3:43 PM ET and 5:13 PM ET comments, the S&P 500 had already risen nearly +1% on NO news. By 6:15 PM ET, the S&P 500 rallied +1.8% from its low, adding +$900 BILLION in market cap. Markets are now closed until Monday.

spaces for women are already scarce but these people want to endanger even that, where are the feminists when you need them? oh wait, feminism is a co-opted movement entirely bastardized by men wearing skirts and lesbians who's entire personality revolves around hating men

I remember when all this used to be factories and warehouses. Crow, there have always been gardens here!

@OlgaOkami I think I'll have a cheeseburger with bacon in your honor

@EdwinCMatt Not heroic at all, but for sure it will unite families, ease social tensions and promote friendly atmosphere of sharing and caring

To prevent social tensions Texas - and maybe the whole country - needs a mandatory BBQ Day! Imagine: bacon cheeseburgers with y’all dipping bullets in bacon grease, followed by a ceremonial burial of the pig’s head on every lawn, including the town square. It will fix everything!

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@mm__rong incredible

Whistleblowers in my dms which jew will they name 🎶

Aunt Mary‘s Easter flowers survived the hard freeze and our handling the 80° weather now

@Urincel @grok is that vegetable being disingenuous and dismissing what neet means

You and like seventy million others are exactly this unique

@writerofscratch Maybe you should go back to Netherlands and tell them about your gáy retárd opinions

Okay so 1) I'm not the loud person lol. This has mostly just happened at small events or parties I've been to. And 2) for those saying this isn't unique to Japan, I never said it is. But it is a big difference with my home country (The Netherlands).

My only real "culture shock" with regards to Japan is the way people here will call the police to make a noise complaint instead of just, y'know, ringing the doorbell and asking for things to be a bit quieter.

How to lift your girl (Pose and template inspired by @YAKZA_draw )

Exhibit A

If oomfies and I were truly friends they would greet me with slurs

@RockyDwarfBunny I'm sold

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@moon11084 californians aren't people

@EdwinCMatt People still play overwatch?

"I'm not good at this game... Sorry" >Picks widowmaker Are we deadass

@sonofsonnet Guess I need to become more evil

Words we all want to hear from our spouses.