Edwin Klippenstein

smoking on that stuff that made me and my loved ones entitled to financial compensation.

@ShabanaMir1 I’m literally just a girl!!

Sometimes I think Klippenstein is a comrade and other times I think he's a government plant.

The mailman’s name? Chapelle Roan.

@kenklippenstein During pride month is diabolical

Nooooooooo

I didn't even mention that it was delayed because i felt like that was implied

I took a train from philly to nyc today and the doors were frozen shut so everyone had to deboard & board from one car

@Azathneal @launders Real G's move in silence, lasagna

@launders be saying the most diabolical shit while casting like what did he mean by that Lil Wayne comment???😭😭😭

@klipnewsorg @kenklippenstein He will be posting from this account now.

NEWS: @kenklippenstein is a casualty of twitter’s Yubikey bug and has been locked out of his account indefinitely. In loving memory (2012 - 2025)

@zackvillere Hell yeah

My album 'SNOEY' OUT NOW!!!!!! ffm.to/snoey photo by nate guenther

@guess_what_mimi this is Art i need this i neeeed this

Trisha paintings I saw at the Pratt art show

@hasanthehun Did someone say, oh brother?

OH BROTHER HERE WE GO

@kenklippenstein Why does he kinda look like cillian murphys zombie in 28 years later

Update: they got rid of the laptop sticker / mug x.com/kenklippenstei…

@kenklippenstein Girl, the economy

smol business owner

happy birthday @EdwinKlipp

@kenklippenstein wahooo thanks dude

Chat, did Senator McConnell low key fall off?

@kenklippenstein This looks like the Ins column of my 2025 trend forecast

To comply with Trump's executive order on DEI, workers at NOAA have been instructed to deactivate specific agency materials containing the following keywords, per memos I obtained: ability acceptance access affirmative aggression allyship androgyne asexual belonging bias binary bisexual black culture DElA discrimination diversity EEO empathy empowerment equitable equity ethnicity fairness gay gender gender dysphoria handicap homosexual LGBTQ LGBTQIA Intersex LGBTQ LGBTQ+ pansexual queer trans gender transgender transsexual transvestite

@TaylorLorenz @ryangrim @kenklippenstein Ken is a greenscreen kid lol he would know

@ryangrim @kenklippenstein teach him!

On tiktok how do you do that thing where you put an article in the background and read from it or talk about it?

He shall know your ways as though born to them. Luigi al-Gaib

Kamala TEXTED me everyday this week but didn't CALL a single state whats with THAT???

Cut the head off a Klippenstein and another will grow in its place