Edwin

FLASHING YELLOW IS NOT A 4-WAY STOP‼️

Can’t believe we’re living in the gayest generation

If they released instagram premium I would pay whatever the price

If I was rich I’d hire someone to live tweet the stream of profound high-IQ insight flowing from my mouth constantly

Sitting at my gate rn and my odds of sitting next to a normal are not looking good

Went to cancel my Netflix subscription and they’re making me pay more because I’m a “flight risk”

Cutting my fingernails again When will it end

The lion does not concern himself with tipping his waitress

@KyleKulinski Epic own Kyle very important insight here

@Cent_training_ Even with quick intervention it looks like maybe 15-30% survival rate for that type of injury

Charlie Kirk may be dead, the shot looks terrible.

Court sketch artists are so lucky because the worse they are at art the more people like them

When the elevator stops a bunch of times on the way to my floor I feel a real sense of camaraderie with the OGs who got in the elevator around the same time as me

Quit reading those nutrition labels bro it’s already over for you

I’ve never seen a dude with a peanut or soy allergy become a functional and productive member of society

Attention all Europeans - nobody wants to buy meat from a vending machine

Fellas is it gay to use the blanket on a plane?

@ComradeDoyIe Vicks vaporub under the nose brother

@Lukewearechange Real ID to fly and no ID to vote? Makes sense

Repeal the REAL ID! Bad move by Trump!

@dStoney808 @YourAnonCentral LMAO why does it matter how fast people are voting on a Twitter poll on an extreme left account? We have real approval rating polls if you’re actually curious…

10,000 people in the first hour.