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Did a drop-in for a figure skating program and got trained by an Olympic gold medalist and literally had no idea until after when my classmates were asking her about it after class 💀 computa why am I fucking stupid and oblivious lmao

I love being a woman where my IUD occasionally causes me intense and severe pain and when I tell doctors about it they don't believe me or try to charge me hundreds of dollars just to not do anything 🙃 guess I'll just die

Okay respectfully, why the fuck does every dentist tell me wildly different things every time I go somewhere else? Kinda think yall are just straight up lying

@notsabreyes Omg I do the same thing 😭😭😭 maybe we can keep each other accountable cause I do this and then the cycle continues

My problem is i get serious and my body starts looking good and i feel good so im like shiiii i dont need to be that serious anymore im gonna eat whatever i want everyday!! And then the Repercussions hit :/ its just not in my genetics to be naturally fit 💔💔💔

Ok im locking in and taking my fitness seriously again 😔 for real this time i swear 😔

@limewire_mp3 MORE TRAD MORE TRAD!!!

anyway i’m gna play world of warcraft with my jugs out as god intended

@notsabreyes Katniss really well and truly did NOT deserve him im sorry

It’s annual reread The Hunger Games time and the people’s princess Peeta Mellark is so good. The only character that is a man that I will always love

Can someone tell the little old ladies at Walmart checking receipts like it's the goddamn pentagon to chill 😭 like sis if I wanted to steal I just would, what would you even do?

Actual nightmare country we live in where ticket scalping isn't punished or prevented. If you resell tickets for outrageous prices and admit it publicly, know that one of us will be going to jail so may as well kill yourself now :))

if you got tickets to pierce the veil just to resell them please go kill yourself 🩷

@limewire_mp3 Also i worded that SO BAD. But I meant not the workers but gross pharam ceos

@limewire_mp3 Not me today saying "after Healthcare workers can we start going after the ceos for ticket sellers / scalpers" 💀💀

Waking up and hearing the shit about Bob Bryar was absolutely not what I expected today, jesus fucking christ

finish me off, ballsackbob.

As president, I would like to first comment "kill yourself" on every single one of Elon Musk's Twitter posts 👍🇺🇸

@SaulGoodPlz This makes me think of when Ashnikko said "I listen to my own music in the uber" go off!!!!

Im doing a listen through of my music and im on “It’s Not About You.” from “MENS WRONGS” and buddy i cooked with that one!!!!

@limewire_mp3 This is so funny because I'm speaking from experience when I say men are 100 times more emotional, and emotionally immature compared to women, but some people aren't ready for that conversation 💀💀

@xlilintrovert This is not the first time this has happened to me like there is no way I look like a child that much 😭

Just got asked by the dental hygienist if I was 12 🫠

@notsabreyes This is like my favorite TV show ever. I rewatch it once a year. It makes me sob actually every single time

This Scene Destroyed Me. I Cried For A Whole Hour.