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@TheToluSpinn Y'all thought Canada was joking.

Nigeria is being run like an actual drug cartel.

@trigottista This tells You why they are killing Nigeria military so easily.

Wait o! The second in command of ISIS globally is a Nigerian 😏😳

@TouchlineX He had to break a record. You can't spend £500 million in one transfer window and not break a record on the pitch.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗: Arne Slot breaks the record of most defeats in a single season by ANY Liverpool manager in HISTORY! • Arne Slot: 20 • Benítez: 19

“Tonight, at my direction, brave American forces and the Armed Forces of Nigeria flawlessly executed a meticulously planned and very complex mission to eliminate the most active terrorist in the world from the battlefield. Abu-Bilal al-Minuki, second in command of ISIS…” - President Trump

@heis_fede Account based in Africa

Im confused, why is the sun still beaming as at 8pm in Birmingham??

@MarinatedTurks Women should learn to pay the groom price of their husband.

You cheated, your wife no complain. She cheated back, you dey cry. Please, why??

@eurofootcom 7 of the shots were straight at the keeper 😆 🤣 😂

🇷🇺🧤 PSG goalkeeper Matvey Safonov (27) made 8 SAVES in the match vs Lens! 🤯

@WelBeast Bournemouth 1:1 Manchester City

Show me your score lines from the future. I want to see something.

@now_arsenaI Tuesday we win the League 📌

It all comes down to this… If Manchester City drop points in either of their next two games, and Arsenal beat an already relegated Burnley at home, then the Gunners will be crowned Premier League champions for the first time in 22 years. This is it. Lock in. 🫡

@Tgarratt10 Cry more baby boy 😆 🤣 😂 😹

There’s a foul on todibo, mavropanos AND the West Ham goalie. But they rule it out for an arm across the goalie. Fair play Arsenal it’s a huge result and guaranteed them the title but I don’t wanna hear winging about refs after that and the atleti game. They’re getting away with murder.

@UTDTrey Fool, I hope you have stopped fooling ?

Sesko will score more Premier League goals than Gyokeres, Ekitike, Joao Pedro and Delap. Save this tweet and come back to call me a fool in May, 2026 if it doesn’t happen.

@bxns_hyfr You and who be we

The UK water system is actually mad when you think about it 😭 Water can go from sewage, through massive treatment plants, then back into the system and eventually your kitchen tap. And we all just casually drink it every day.

@SirLeoBDasilva It was a 1:1 draw. Watched it already from the future.

Bournemouth will draw against City and it will be all over.

@Wizarab10 You go explain explain explain explain tireeee 😩

I didn't want Arsenal winning anything before. But now, I want them to win the Premier league. I want to attend their victory party because I know they will shut down . Whether or not they win it, now depends on them. They will definitely beat Burnley next week. Their last game is against Palace who have an European final 3 days later and an opportunity to qualify for Europa League. They will rest players against Arsenal. The maths does add up to an Arsenal win. Congratulations Gunners 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Introducing your 2025/26 Coca-Cola Golden Glove winner… David Raya 💫 The @Arsenal goalkeeper’s tally of 18 clean sheets cannot be matched! 👏

@SirLeoBDasilva Go get your coaching badge or shut the f*ck up

Zubimendi taken off. The most unnecessary substitution. Waste of tactics. When I criticize they say it’s hate.

@Equityoyo In developing and developed countries, the government provides electricity. Stop demarketing Nigeria government.

This is indeed the opportunity created by 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐁𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐀𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐛𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐀𝐜𝐭 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑. This young man has taken advantage of that provision, which gives individuals, businesses, estates, factories, and communities the ability to generate up to 1 megawatt (1MW) of electricity without obtaining a license from the Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC). As a stakeholder in the sector, this could be another opportunity for the government to reduce its over-dependency on the national grid. Kudos to this young man, he has surely gotten the grip on his house network, with a proper metering and monitoring system for his neighbours.

HOW MUCH SLEEP YOU NEED BY AGE 1. Newborns (0–3 months) — 14–17 hours 2. Infants (4–11 months) — 12–15 hours 3. Toddlers (1–2 years) — 11–14 hours 4. Preschool (3–5 years) — 10–13 hours 5. Kids (6–13 years) — 9–11 hours 6. Teens (14–17 years) — 8–10 hours 7. Young adults (18–25 years) — 7–9 hours 8. Adults (26–64 years) — 7–9 hours 9. Older adults (65+) — 7–8 hours Sleep is not optional it is biological recovery

I fell in love with this quote... A moving man will one day meet his luck.The road favours a traveller.

@onyekanwelue Nor let Dele see this picture ooo

Now that I am finally qualified to run for Senate in Nigeria, I might just do it! I am 38. I am tempted to join the NDC. I was denied that in 2023. So, Okigwe Senatorial Zone (Imo North).