EPolice
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This is Chrissy mom Debbie We went to the doctor yesterday and the cause of her fast heart rate & trouble breathing was because of these protein shakes to make her gain weight she drank so much of them it caused her to have a fast heart rate lesson learned now she’s doing better
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EPolice has decided to settle the case for an undisclosed amount of cocai....err.....money.
#420Splash is officially signed over to @CMEXXXIV /@wolfkingvillian.
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EPolice@EfedPolice
Not what the law says 🤷♂️🤷♂️ We'll see you in the chat. If..and it's a big IF....you're invited 😕
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@PrettyFNDeadly @CMEXXXIV @wolfkingvillian Ur a snowman? If you need snow, we got lots in the evidence locker
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@EfedPolice @CMEXXXIV @wolfkingvillian Y’all waited almost two years for this
That’s some serious dedication lmao
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Court is now in session.
@EfedPolice, represented by Kim Kardashian vs. @CMEXXXIV /@wolfkingvillian for rights to "420 Splash" name.
Our opening statement, thru contemporary dance:
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EPolice@EfedPolice
Not what the law says 🤷♂️🤷♂️ We'll see you in the chat. If..and it's a big IF....you're invited 😕
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@black_baymax8 The fuck you asking for money when you can't pay them back?
Here dude:
hiring.amazon.com/job-opportunit…
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Just need a little bit of help just to make it to payday. If you can help, I'd definitely appreciate it so much. Even a repost would be appreciated. I can't do much to pay anyone back, but I appreciate it nonetheless.
pp: paypal.me/cmatthe
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@SeanRossSapp Can u elaborate on what you want? You post a story. Then what? People praise you and throw parades? Everyone knows the info came from you. They rather follow the other account because YOU are unlikable. You seek validation like a toddler. You have trauma dude
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This app has gone down the toilet for original reporting. We'll post something and then within 10-15 minutes, an aggregation account with a fraction of the followers reaps the benefits. It's gone crazy the last year, but I guess that's the game.
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After months in a Mexican prison for illegal smuggling of efed wrestlers across da border, we can say:
WE'RE BACK BABY.
The hottest muy caliente free agents in da efed universe!!
#SignEfedPolice
#WTFisA2k
#CanYouPlugChatin2KFed
#AreIndiansAllowedin2k
New Generation Network@NewGenNetwork22
🚨🚨 JUST SIGNED 🚨🚨 SUNDAY APRIL 30TH #KCWEye STEEL CAGE MATCH BRAD BAZIN @BGVIIIXI Vs. CODY HAGEN @NightwingCH THE ONLY WAY TO WIN WILL BE BY PIN OR SUBMISSION! DONT MISS THIS LIVE SUNDAY AT 9 PM EST ONLY ON @Twitch !! Twitch.tv/newgennetwork
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@AEWandWWEFan @Alexis_Texas Alright that's not enough horny on the timeline. Hands where we can see them 🚔
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Mr Musk, do you need a police force?
Finding alts is our bread and butter sir
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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As our hero Tony Khan says,
"Coke up or shut up"
We'll see you at @PWEOFFICIAL2 family reunion, or whatever the hell it is
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Clap Anderson@ClapAnderson_
Volume up. @EfedPolice @PWEOFFICIAL2
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Don't call it a comeback! The sexy police account of efeds is barrack.
Let us in your goddamn chat @TheOfficialWEW @PWEOFFICIAL2 @ASProWrestling. We passed our 12 step program. Now we're just drunk off life....and coke
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@MrStephenPike @JRockDraws Pretty sure our 3rd grade art class would be offended by this
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