Masha

@Loverism__ Change my name? In this economy? That’s hundreds of dollars wasted when I have a perfectly good last name already. And it’s probably cooler than yours, too. No thanks, next!

I'd really like to hear the reasoning behind women who won't take their husband's last name

@MaleTwtEd I have to remind myself that I’m not my type, but I am somebody else’s.

@JacksonMedia01 Not Dudley Dursley lying about snatching the flag to make himself look better 😭

Kid steals someone's Palestine flag. And his phone falls out his pocket. Watch what happens next

@obsessafilma He got them birthing hips

As someone who used to live in the quaint hamlet of Bumfuck MAGAville, NY up in the Catskills, this is pretty much the theme song of every other resident.

@kamisokk I have ADHD and I present more like the girl sitting still. All the activity is in my head. My thoughts never stop. I will think about 100 things at the same time and none of them are related.

ADHDの女の子とそうでない女の子 「何もせず5分間過ごす」様子を比較してみたらこんなにも違った...。

@thenihiin People forget the CRAZY things hormones can do. It’s absolutely wild what your body will do to adapt.

No she literally need to sue the man AND the baby

@Martin396929701 Support your children by supporting their interests and you will have a golden child.

POV:Your son is in the wrong sport Hybrid athlete 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

@AlhajiSUGAH I’ve interacted with girls like that bitch. She got a swift slap to the face and never talked to or about me again. Stupid hoe.

We need more friends like her

@awkwardgoogle He seemed genuinely surprised that he couldn’t move the tiger at least a little bit 🤣

Animal vs. human strength challenge 💪

@DarthSaber00 Instructions unclear, ate fried rat.

@beyoncegarden They were going over 100mph. It takes time to stop at those speeds. They were both idiots trying to show out in traffic. Pathetic and selfish.

@EffBobOmb i just need to know why he couldn’t stop😭

that’s actually so embarrassing omfg😭

@EffBobOmb @beyoncegarden I would try and get a nigger to do that to

@lebsiankitten That’s not a perm it’s a light crimp at best

this is the worst perm i’ve ever seen my god

@JadeK526 Her purpose was to provide her parents the reward of her birth and the privilege of using her death as a virtue signal.

Her purpose is to live briefly and die in pain? So torture?

@WWilso99238 Shut up, dweeb. You’re an embarrassment to humanity and an affront to you family. I’d spit on you but you’d probably like it.

@EffBobOmb @congobongo29 Hole cope. Litteraly overweight on the bmi scale.

@Caseveil Rude? I’ll show you rude. Your kids are about to learn a bunch of new words. I’ll make sure to say them in a memorable way, so they can reference them later! ✌️😃🖕

Entitled karen bullied man into leaving a public space

@the_queenlulu @TheAfrocentricI Source?

@TheAfrocentricI joe & kamala expanded his cuts after he left so…. they all hate us :)

Can’t have my weekly chicken caesar salad wrap because idiots voted for a pedophile.

@FLCons Get a free standing hoop and keep playing. People can try and ruin your good time but you don’t have to let them! I hope these kids go pro, buy the neighbors house and rent it back to them at a premium.

So I guess this basketball hoop had been on this fence for a very long time. Very clearly the owners of the fence, and the house backing on to that area, had had enough of the sound of basketballs being bounced against their fence, and the sound of under inflated basketballs being bounced at all times of the day. Were they within their right to do this? Or were they being absolute Karens?