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God is Good. God is Ever-Great.

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@SulleyHabeeb Guyyy

@EffZee_ When I dey Ila I don see person buy 100 naira fuel before.

When I was in ilorin, most of the bike men used to work with max 500naira fuel. I wonder how much they'd be buying now.

He is also the reason there is fuel available right now and stations are not locked up. Two truths that coexists

@ElijahAlph I believe i am talking to a human

@ElijahAlph Guy shey you even get hope of remote work for where you dey lmaooo

Which dept dey actually “enjoy” for big 4 generally

@i_am_babz1 Haram

My wife

@_apex_divine I am actively running away from audit bro. Ive worked in audit before and I didn’t like(not big4)

@EffZee_ Na Audit dey suffer pass 😂😂😂😂

@_neenoe Omoooooo

@EffZee_ HR

GOODNEWS: The Air Component of Operation HADIN Kai recorded a major operational success following precision airstrikes that neutralized multiple terrorist elements within the Sambisa Forest in Borno State. The operation was executed based on actionable intelligence indicating the presence of insurgent elements within the Parisu axis of the forest. At approximately 2100 hours on March 20, an air platform was tasked and deployed to conduct an armed reconnaissance and air interdiction mission over the designated target area. Upon arrival on station, the platform established positive visual identification of suspected Boko Haram fighters conducting coordinated tactical movements within the area of interest. Further ISR (Intelligence, Surveillance, and Reconnaissance) confirmed the insurgents maneuvering in small elements before consolidating at a concealed structure camouflaged under dense foliage. Subsequently, precision strikes were executed on the target, resulting in the effective neutralization of multiple hostile combatants.

BREAKING GOOD NEWS 🔥 Precision Airstrikes Crush Sambisa Enclaves, Scores of Terrorists Eliminated The Air Component of Operation HADIN KAI has recorded a significant operational breakthrough following a series of precision airstrikes that neutralised scores of terrorists in the Sambisa Forest area of Borno State. Intelligence sources told Zagazola Makama that the mission was launched based on credible intelligence indicating heightened insurgent activity around the Parisu axis deep within the forest. At about 9:00 p.m. on March 20, an air asset was deployed to conduct an armed reconnaissance and interdiction operation over the target area. Upon arrival, the platform established visual contact with suspected Boko Haram fighters moving in a coordinated and tactical manner. Further surveillance showed the insurgents converging on a concealed structure camouflaged under dense vegetation. Maintaining persistent overwatch, the aircrew trailed the movement to the hideout and executed a precision strike. The strike was delivered with high accuracy, destroying the structure and neutralising multiple terrorists on site. Battle Damage Assessment (BDA) conducted after the strike revealed that several insurgents fled from adjoining hideouts in disarray, attempting to escape deeper into the forest. Maintaining pressure, the air platform tracked the fleeing elements and conducted a follow-up strike on another identified hideout. The second engagement further degraded the terrorists’ capabilities, destroying additional targets and forcing surviving fighters into chaotic retreat. The sustained air presence and successive precision engagements highlight increasing air dominance, effectively denying terrorists freedom of movement and sanctuary within their enclaves. Military sources added that the operation is part of ongoing, coordinated air and ground offensives aimed at dismantling remaining terrorist strongholds across Sambisa Forest and its surrounding corridors.

In 2011, on average Nigerian bankers went home with N5.5m/$35.2k. In 2024, the same worker went home with N21.1m/$13.7k. Workers became 2.5x poorer on the dollar. @Hitee_ @Olag0ke @Dontee___

@SulleyHabeeb I dey pity people gan. Somebody go tell me wetin do am i go even borrow money try take help am small, shits crazy

@EffZee_ Bro!!! Wallai fear dey catch me.

The kain brokeness and poverty whey I dey see for real life everyday eh chai

Nigeria is experiencing one of the world's steepest gasoline price increases, despite being a major oil producer. Fuel prices have risen nearly 40% since the outbreak of the Iran war, reflecting both global shocks and domestic vulnerabilities. The Dangote Refinery and government-owned NNPC have both raised wholesale and retail prices, with some areas seeing pump prices surge 30–40%. Deregulation of Nigeria's fuel market means domestic prices rapidly respond to international oil prices, exchange rates, and supply risks.

If you don't understand this thread, i'll explain it in the most basic terms. So, a crack spread is what measures the the difference between the market price of refined petroleum products and the cost of the crude oil used to produce them. In this case, it uses the 4-2-1-1 variant which means that for every 4 barrels of crude input, the refinery produces 2 barrels of gasoline, 1 barrel of diesel, and 1 barrel of fuel oil. If you look at the chart, it shows that the spread held flat from November 2025 through late January 2026, then spiked sharply in March 2026. The $60/bbl figure means Dangote currently earns roughly $60 over its crude input cost for every barrel it processes. A higher crack spread means a refinery is more profitable per barrel. For Dangote as an operator, $60/bbl is an exceptionally wide margin by global standards. Global complex refiners typically operate at $10 to $20/bbl in normal market conditions.

Years of chest growth explained in 5 posts —🧵 Thread (i used to have a bird chest)

Hmmmm. Don’t agree.

@Onflood_ It’s ridiculous asf lmaooo and this is only because they “feel like” No one ever verifies. This type of guy would dead’s look at you and say 10kg of paint weighs more than 10kg of water.

You guys are taking the piss

If you or anyone is trying to convince us that the plates weigh less, it’s only right to have empirical evidence to back it. And btw, i hope we can agree on ~.2kg difference on a 20kg plate being “normal”, only calibrated plates are exact. pls when you’re weighing it, make e no be say na weight whey don chop una go use. Looking forward to you guys showing us.

@EffZee_ Have you measured the plates before?

Yup. I didn't wanna be the one to say it. Their plates are significantly lighter.

@KingiJosh Fun fact. Im an “ifitness goer” too and being objective is the right thing to do. So wys

E dey be like me and you don get this convo before. I no fit remember though. I get you trying to be objective; but no it’s not a blanket statement. The dude that made it is an iFitness goer; Now I remember, I said I didn’t wanna mention the name of that gym back then, it was iFitness.