Em

Nothing prepared me for the amount of washing living with a man would bring

It’s actually quite dangerous the amount of Tupperware we have in our house

I wish my weekly screen time round up would specify how much time I’ve spent on the Dogs Trust Rehoming page, cause it’s a lot

@sharris95 @MagdalenaBay Was literally just planning on where I’m gonna get some prosciutto for lunch

Prosciutto by the foot

@FirthMatt1 Never gonna let that go are you babes x

For 14 years I’ve thought this scene in Love Actually said ‘gay as a meatball’, I have today learnt after quoting it to my boss, it is ‘gay as a maypole’

On the phone to Erin and as she left the shop she actually just said ‘have a good new year’ to the cashier

I stand by the fact that the biggest fashion faux pas of the 21st century was bringing back these

@NoContextBrits @FirthMatt1

Another childhood star lost to drugs.

Someone tell me why Matt and I were up until 1:30am watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers when we both had work first thing?????

Adult friendships be like

Has to be said, not having a single spot through my teens and developing acne at 24 is not ideal

@LilyyyyE I could hear this in the exact accent

Where the fuck is my fucking coat

I’m SICK TO DEATH of putting petrol in my car

@LilyyyyE What exact date

@Efthompson Are you free

I wonder whether people would come if I had a Club Penguin themed Halloween party

@bearshape7 Why do you have one then? X

You know someone is rats when they don’t have a WhatsApp profile pic

@LilyyyyE They are bloody delicious

I think I’m ready to try an espresso martini

I hate to say it but I’m ready for Christmas

Thoughts and prayers to Gina’s husband who has to stare down the fact that the ‘other man’ is a guy who definitely wore his school uniform voluntarily on non-uniform day