EgoKuwait 🇰🇼

As we all Dey smile Dey catch cruise now make una enjoy am o Tomorrow fit come with another new thing

You think babies are trying to kiss you?………. LMAO they are trying to eat you 😭those little mf will eat anything

This morning, I used the toilet, and immediately after pooing, I washed up, closed the toilet seat, and flushed without realizing that the poo didn’t flush completely. I just left it like that. After some hours, I decided to take my bath. But before bathing, I suddenly felt pressed to pee. The moment I opened the toilet door, I saw something huge inside the water closet. I screamed, quickly closed the door, and ran out in panic. In my mind, I was convinced it was a snake!! 😭 I rushed downstairs in fear to call the security man, I almost fell on the stairs I told him there was a snake in my toilet. He said, Ahh, snake? I shouted, Yes, snake He carried some weapons along with a torchlight and asked me to follow him upstairs. I told him straight, I’m not entering the room with you. I’ll stay outside the room So we went back up. He entered my room while I stood outside, waiting nervously for him to call me and say he had killed the snake or something. After a short while, the man came out hissing. When I asked, “How far?” he said and I quote: “You shit for toilet no flush finish, you come dey shout say na snake. Abeg no try this with me again o.” Ahhhhh! At that moment, it felt like the ground should just open and swallow me. And imagine I havebeen forming big girl in front of this man all this time oo😭😂

Less than 5 days away now ❤️❤️🙂‍↕️

"There is nobody that likes to repeat the stoopidity in history more than Nigerians. If you hire someone and four years later, the job you give them to do is unclear. Do you extend the contract without questioning?" - Stella Abiodun

If you got paid 100K to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ?? ·

That's why they want to get rid of bees

Amidst all of the chaos, we’re really witnessing a Nigerian public figure be openly queer and live a life that we’ve been conditioned to believe is impossible for us omggg 🥹

Hi my twin, It should be us together tomorrow but I will do it for us Rest well🤍 I love you❤️

But aunty Funke didn’t have to do that sha…. Even in public??? See the way she snubbed Toyin Abraham 😡

Which gay/homosexual person gives a fuck about you?💀 You lots rate yourself too much

Sorry you went through that. But omoo, nothing fit make me spill this kian thing.

you gagged at heated rivalry but you are convulsing at bridgeton s5, i know what you are….

“whatsapp people” and it’s your irl friends and family 😂

Groot Chemist is here

@Ify_gem Very annoying

Why do you think you have the right to tell people who to fuck or not?? You lots are dumb

enough fooling for today, make i go find white snowball and african spinach chop.

Dear Nigerians, your highest currency, the N1000 note, cannot buy you a litre of fuel or a kg of gas to cook. You are cooked!

An 11 year old girl came to register for antenatal at the hospital but said she was 17. We could clearly see she was not 17 so we pressed further until she said her real age. We asked her and she said the man that impregnated her was the person that brought her to the hospital but he stayed outside at a distance. We came up with a plan to lure him in, then the police was alerted. They eventually came and took him away, while her parents were also contacted. The next day I asked for update of the case and the police said they released the man because the girl’s father paid the man’s bail. The girl’s father said he gave the girl to the man as debt settlement of money he borrowed but couldn’t pay back. How much did he borrow? ₦150k 🤦🏾‍♀️

I never baff today because the northern water tribe never bring water come my side since morning..