🫧The Number🫧

Once I said “Comedians are funny” out loud…

I want to ascend like Max Mayfield

Can you tell finals are taking a lot out of me?

People are so creative with their usernames….sometimes

girls be driving like this saying “oopsiess hehe”

I don’t like my friends….they’re weird

@joepresso1 You better be fucking sorry

To all my mutuals who end up seeing my liked tweets in their timeline, I'm so sorry.

Tweets that make me uncomfortable and aren’t porn

I’m probably gonna get kidnapped on my walk home

@llytre Seems like you deserve it

@llytre What am I? An egg?

@llytre …purple isn’t my favorite color

1 day until my teeth get held captive for 18 months…what color should I get?

@joepresso1 I would but I’m preparing for war

someone please play mc with me i'm begging

@llytre @joepresso1 Seasonal depression tastes like pumpkin spice

Why s my timeline so depressed rn 💀