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theNewEnglander
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theNewEnglander
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Life is for living, thats my philosophy | she/her | mom
Katılım Mart 2010
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I have a theory that it was was those original Flinstone vitamins we had as kids 🤣
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Why do millennials age like they found a glitch in the system? They’ll say they’re pushing 40 and still look like they just graduated yesterday. What's the secret?
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@rach__d__ It should be illegal to do that and don’t even get me started on the costs. Like what are we even doing
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I’m sorry but insurance companies and corporations shouldn’t be able to suddenly discontinue coverage of medications out of the blue, or you know at all, unless there is a serious issue 😡
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Why TF is the keyboard uncalibrated on these stupid iPhones!? It’s no way I’m making all these typos. I know what I’m clicking!
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This is your annual reminder that pregnancy jokes on April Fool’s Day are not funny.
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Watching your kids for an hour so your wife or girlfriend (who stays home every second of the day raising your children) can go to the grocery store without kids is not a break. If you believe that’s a break you’re contributing to the downfall of her mental health.
Hope that helps.
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This happened to me with my 2 yr old a few years ago. Family party - probably 15 people in the back yard. Kid went in to use the bathroom and took his swimmies off. Came out and hopped right back in the deep end without anyone paying attention. Thank god in about 30 seconds I saw him at the bottom of the pool. I jumped in fully clothed and pulled him out. There was no splashing. No yelling. Plenty of adults present.
This is the most dangerous time for kids around the water. Important PSA!!!
Cernovich@Cernovich
This is rip tide and drowning awareness month. (I made that up.) Drowning doesn’t look like anything, the kid plops in and sinks. Hire a lifeguard if you’re having a party. Most drownings are when a parent is present. Everyone assumes someone is keeping an eye out. No one is.
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Tried to do my hair this morning. My blow dryer burnt off a small chunk of my hair and now my hair is frizzy and puffy and looks awful
Awesome
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@shawtyastrology Picses- bye bye carrot cake, you will not be missed
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omg what’s your venus sign in astrology & which one would you get rid of? 👀✨
venus in astrology rules over desserts. 🍰
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One has got to go for life
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what is the one area of your life that has never quite felt like it fits no matter how hard you tried to make it work? drop your rising sign and i will tell you exactly which house is responsible
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