Eimear

I don’t drink regularly but I gotta blackout once every 3 months just to remind myself I still got it

The Irish far-right are truly disgusting cretins. Using an attack on children to push their racist agenda, based on rumours created by themselves. A great embarrassment to the people of Ireland.

Highlight for me

Man, looks like I picked a great time not to be a presenter on either RTE or BBC.

I’m in the business lounge in Oslo airport and they have an absolute mountain of Jaffa Cakes in a bowl. The Scandinavians are so far ahead of us, lads.

@azzareno96 Love how I just immediately left again but I came back to read about this silly submarine

@EimearIsCool Welcome back

HELLO

the gurnard in the back had to make those few seconds of screentime count

came back for a gander and its showing me posts from May, bye

Rihanna filming a fenty ad in the bathroom while they’re closing the met gala carpet

Each second of this is more amazing than the last

@padraigloftus_ i still haven't found it, you'd love it hahahaha

Can someone help me find the pic of jigglypuff with the massive cock destroyer boobs image please

AM I BEING GASLIT????

i really want a shot in that yoke haha

Irish people hearing Britain complain when THEY have a shortage of vegetables..

@kenchengcomedy I used to be called Liam. Changed it to Aleem, and within minutes an owl came through the fireplace with my uni letter.

Chelsea are fucked hahahahahahacryinghahahaha

Still unbeatable. The line, the delivery, the contempt. Truly iconic.