EIU Party & Bullshit

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Sub: idk who needs to hear this but stop walking by Lumpkin and checking yourself out…there is almost always a class in session on the other side of that window 😭😭

The parking ticket lady is going off today #tripledouble

Sub: Porn and football with the boys. I fucking love Sunday’s

Check out @unofficialeiu on Instagram to vote on this years shirt designs!

Parlay hit 🙏 #MattressMack

Sub: hammering a parlay on shockey going face first into a wall tonight, hunter Kidwell crying in Marty’s bathroom, and Vinny making it to someone’s afters 🔒

Sub: EIU needs another Jman #ComeBackJman

Sub: Martini Monday Madhouse @ Dirty’s for Natty tonight. See y’all out there 😈🏆 #GOFROGS

Merry Christmas @BarstoolUIowa

It’s a #MartyParty 92-83 win over @BarstoolUIowa 🎵Laughin’ To The Bank -Chief Keef

Sub: Every semester Chuck puts up a solid fucking fight but somehow I clutch it every time #Undefeated 🥇

Sub: it’s that time of year where people think I care that MGK was their #1 most listened to artist on Spotify

🎃Start Halloweekend off right TONIGHT🎃 This weekends believed to be an intense 3 games series full of filthy actions and even worse consequences Tonight Game 1: Halloween Party Giveaway’s @ IKES Friday Game 2: Halloween Bash @ MARTYS Saturday Game 3: Halloween Fest @ STUS

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Sub: ARD looks like DAHM

Sub: JUST TALKED TO JIMMY G HE’S GOING TO CHOPS AND FOOTBALL TONIGHT

Sub: While I understand there is a Boozenado projected to cause serious bodily harm, I’m asking you to leave it all out there this week. We may not be the biggest or the best, but we WILL out booze the rest. FUCK THOSE NERDS FROM @LindenwoodU ROLL THERS’ BABY #HOCO2022🍻 -Dr G

Sub: I just saw Griffin Lewis at the food court still wearing a suit #Catalina2022