Eli Lederman

@bwhalley I thought you were only an expert on lizard people. Who knew you had such range?!

I feel like someone at Quora is trying to prank me.

@bwhalley True. But it wouldn’t taste as good as lunch breakfast burrito.

@EjLederman a rose by any other name would still smell sweet

If one eats a leftover breakfast burrito for lunch, is it still a breakfast burrito?

@bwhalley If the juices are flowing, the world deserves an update on the latest lizard people.

Wrote three blog posts (two internal, one external) on a flight to LA today and there's still 90 minutes left. Feeling like I'm coming out of a years-long writer's block.

I will never use @NFDUSA again. Horrible, horrible company.

@highspeedbarton @Kinvey Looks like @MobileyQ got even uglier. How is that even possible?!

@ExperianDQ You guys are *impossible* to get in touch with. What does it take to get a sales person to respond? Nothing has worked so far...

@mjsalinger #loadedquestion

Cross @priceline off the list of websites I'll use moving forward. They've got "I'm so sorry" down pat but not actual customer service...

.@BizSciChud Truer words have never been said, though they have been written. #See you #at the #top. #SalesGong #AnonymousHi5 #Hashtag

@BizSciChud It's been said that in #business, #success is 77% #science, 33% #art, and 1% #math. Would you #agree? #Palindrome

@lizzylrosen @rboconnor now you know what it's like...

@MattPodolski @ShannonLaFosse @Sonos Quite a bit when people leave the music on...

@JoshSamBob @lizzylrosen I knew her before you did!

@lizzylrosen more like "breakfast" -- you had coffee!

@smwat jump around

@jchernov Sure. That was back when my beard was just one color... cc/@fredshilmover

@janiv Thank you.

Just had an unexpected, delightful customer service experience at @WholeFoods in Brighton, MA. Thanks, awesome @WholeFoods employee!

@marksoper Perhaps -- please DM me with a bit more context. Thanks.