Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)

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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)

@EjoleeM

depressed employed social media strategist who makes typos

New York, NY Katılım Mart 2019
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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)@EjoleeM·
Almost 12 weeks postpartum and my definition of a good day has changed so much. Some days it’s doing all the chores in the house and other days it’s laying in bed while my daughter sleeps on me.
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It’s been two months since my daughter was born and I have to say motherhood is the most blissfully arduous, jovial, exhausting thing I’ve ever experienced.
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Airedmania@airedmania·
@EjoleeM He got the rona, ain’t nobody hugging his ass lol
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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)@EjoleeM·
I feel like Poppa Biden needs a hug. The past few weeks have been a lot
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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)@EjoleeM·
I am the capacity you’re asking if we have at work and I’m pregnant.
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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)@EjoleeM·
Dear little human inside my body, Please chill the fuck out. Mommy’s ribs and back and stomach muscles are over your latest 8 count dance routine. 💚 your 8 month pregnant mom
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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)@EjoleeM·
Content warnings should be required on all violent posts because scrolling and seeing an image depicting a very horrific bloody scene should come with a warning.
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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)@EjoleeM·
People really don’t like to be told no and it shows.
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dante@allthingsdante·
BLEACH BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY
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Brooklyn Public Library@BKLYNlibrary·
We need to send 20,000 letters by May 21. Sign a letter urging city officials to: Protect NYC’s libraries! Will you send one today? bklynlib.org/letter
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Walking into Walgreens, my hand is rubbing my lower belly and a random strange goes “is that a baby in there? are you having a miscarriage?” Like wtf!?!?
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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)@EjoleeM·
Pregnancy brain is wild because I can’t remember what I ate 10 min ago but I can give you a full rundown of everything that was said at my last doc appointment.
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@brianne2k The baby sizes make no sense!!! This coming from a soon to be mom of a baby that’s currently the size of a clock
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Brianne Fleming@brianne2k·
baby is the size of the lean mean fat-reducing grilling machine 🔥
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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)@EjoleeM·
Pregnancy rage is so real. Any and every one can catch these hands right now.
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Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)@EjoleeM·
My baby refuses to move when my husband has his hand on my belly. We’re convinced his hand is a comfort to her or she is gaslighting me. When she comes out in a few weeks I’m gonna ask her.
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