Ejolee (Ah-Jo-Lee)

Almost 12 weeks postpartum and my definition of a good day has changed so much. Some days it’s doing all the chores in the house and other days it’s laying in bed while my daughter sleeps on me.

It’s been two months since my daughter was born and I have to say motherhood is the most blissfully arduous, jovial, exhausting thing I’ve ever experienced.

I love my black job 🖤

@airedmania 🤣🤣🤣

@EjoleeM He got the rona, ain’t nobody hugging his ass lol

I feel like Poppa Biden needs a hug. The past few weeks have been a lot

Pregnancy is a fucking marathon

I am the capacity you’re asking if we have at work and I’m pregnant.

Dear little human inside my body, Please chill the fuck out. Mommy’s ribs and back and stomach muscles are over your latest 8 count dance routine. 💚 your 8 month pregnant mom

Content warnings should be required on all violent posts because scrolling and seeing an image depicting a very horrific bloody scene should come with a warning.

People really don’t like to be told no and it shows.

BLEACH BLONDE BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY

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Walking into Walgreens, my hand is rubbing my lower belly and a random strange goes “is that a baby in there? are you having a miscarriage?” Like wtf!?!?

Pregnancy brain is wild because I can’t remember what I ate 10 min ago but I can give you a full rundown of everything that was said at my last doc appointment.

@brianne2k The baby sizes make no sense!!! This coming from a soon to be mom of a baby that’s currently the size of a clock

baby is the size of the lean mean fat-reducing grilling machine 🔥

Being pregnant be like

@airedmania Andddd the hands will make contact with something

@EjoleeM The hands in question

Pregnancy rage is so real. Any and every one can catch these hands right now.

@GeeRock819 🤣🤣🤣

@EjoleeM Let me text Aaron and check in on my dawg lol.

My baby refuses to move when my husband has his hand on my belly. We’re convinced his hand is a comfort to her or she is gaslighting me. When she comes out in a few weeks I’m gonna ask her.