El Bastardo
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El Bastardo
@ElBastardo85
now go home and get your fucking shinebox
London, England Katılım Ekim 2020
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I always assumed Jennifer Hudson was white, how out of the loop am I
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@alrightfans Or me taking over duties from Attenborough because I wanted to be a dog when I was a toddler
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ITV doing a World Cup final with the Emma Hayes & Karen Carney punditry team🥴
It’s the same as me being a pundit on the most important maternity ward in the world because I did massive shits for 25 years
PS - my cousin works for ITV and he said Hayesy has been non-stop farting
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@Ndombolo20 @AltuKop You ain’t wrong at all.
Richy wouldn’t hit 20 goals in league 2 I genuinely believe that
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Him and Richarlison are literally the Same Level and just like Johnson some of them want to keep Richarlison because he plays for the badge 😂
Locsta@biigpapilocstaa
@LukaCPFC_ This is not a pro footballer. He must leave
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Team that finished 10th and have spent over 2bn since their takeover, have a bid accepted for a player from the team that finished 4th and qualified for the champions league. The team that finished 4th has to sell to buy. What's the point of the PL.
David Ornstein@David_Ornstein
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/63902…
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Andy Burnham is NOT MY PRIME MINISTER!
Burnham has no mandate to drill for oil when he should be calling for a climate lockdown!!!!
This is why I will be tying myself to an oil rig until he CUTS OIL PRODUCTION!
#tenyearkeir #keirstarmer #bringbackkeir
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: The policies Andy Burnham is set to outline when he becomes PM on Monday - Plans for new oil and gas drilling in the North Sea, a possible break from Labour's 2024 manifesto - Lower bus fares, potentially through reinstating the £2 bus cap - Public control of water and energy companies - Lower energy bills through VAT cuts or by moving older wind and solar farms onto fixed-price contracts - The biggest council house-building programme since the post-war era - Social care reform through a cross-party consensus Burnham will also spend the later part of next week at the new No 10 North in Manchester to symbolise his shift away from Westminster
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@xlj_xxx Absolute psychopath having anything that blocks any part of the tv. Making me fucking itch
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@MasonJosep78442 ‘Who won’t do shit’ followed by nothing happening
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@alrightfans Honestly embarrassing, players need to climb out of messi’s arse. I’d make it my mission for that cunt to know exactly who I was and hate my existence if I had any ounce of talent to even face him on a football pitch, but alas I’m a useless cunt.
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Your Bird eventually swapped shirts and said good luck in the final
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Rafael Leao is literally on the table and we're CHASING Savinho with how many league goals?
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@SpursOfficial @Billie_T Get well soon Gary! Wishing you nothing but the best.
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An update on our legendary former captain, Gary Mabbutt, who sustained a leg injury after a fall while on holiday in South Africa.
He is recovering well and resting at the family home in Johannesburg awaiting medical clearance to fly back home.
Today, he is back making his daily birthday phone calls to elderly supporters - incredible!
Gary would like us to convey his thanks to all our fans around the world for sending well wishes in recent days 🤍
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@Tonyw758 It's not jovial at all I want to play an active part in any negative effects to her mental health
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It's not actually cyber bullying because Irish Nicole is a completely terrible person
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@TNSF_ Densest fans in history, they don’t see the 17th under ange as alarm bells, see it as a magical season it was worse than last in many respects. Alarm bells were ringing for me then. Too many emotionally attached to players. Don’t understand football at all.
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Exactly what I've been saying
Many fans don't realize the situation Spurs are in, it's not like we finished 8th b2b
Paul O Keefe@pokeefe1
@dannolan7 The thing is Tottenham need to get back to a place competitively where they can nurture young talent and right now said young talent is not enough to take them there. They finished 17th consecutively. Unfortunately this is a consequence.
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