El Diablo

Airport theory never fails. I let the propaganda get to my head and now I have to pay the price. What the fuck does one do at the gate for 2 hours. #help

Gooooooood Mooooorrrrrning Draft Kings 😀

How I’m feeling tonight

Give Hartline or freeman the keys to the kingdom. Whenever day starts to call plays the entire state of Columbus tries to find the nearest gun to kill themselves.

@kkorversixer Let’s see one go through

Just bet 115 dollars on a darts match 2 days after I said I was done gambling. Let’s go Van Gerwen!!! #square

Nothing like a 1058 FMOD

I’ve never felt so lucky to have Venmo down on a Monday morning. #requestit

@Liam867938 @OldTakesExposed

Feder actually nagging me more than my mom to clean up before the cleaning lady comes tomorrow morning 😡

Co-worker asks me if I wanted to bet with him on the club World Cup. He tells me he wants Chelsea to win at even odds. Told him he’s talking to the right guy and he has a deal(psg is -250). 2 cole palmer goals later and it’s time to call ICE buddy. #gobackhome

It’s crazy that Juan Soto makes 50 million a year to fail 7/10 times. But when I fuck up 1 persons pizza order, I get reamed out and told I should have been fired. What ever happened to white privilege.

@allenburry1 Wld fucking smack right now

I need one of those skinny plastic tube ice pops right now. Blue please and let it melt a little so there is some juice left at the end, thank you very much. #flavoredice #immigration

@dielegend69 Did u take 3 bowls in steeb before?

They fr got me doing food tasks at my internship. Did NOT forget the napkins and silverware. Played these games before🗣️ #vet

MY FUCKING GOAT. VAMOS CARLITOS

First day in corporate America today and my entire office thinks I have bathroom problems. All I wanted to do was rip the clax. Fuck the real world

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Deion sanders is the Walmart version of Lavar Ball

Some people call me special but special players make special plays. See you in schoenbaum for one final performance. #downbutnotout

Let’s go be great today bc yesterday sucked. #scaredmoneydontmakemoney

I thought madness is when something unexpected happens. But somehow I still can’t hit water if I was on a boat. When does the Madness begin man?