Mike Howard

@chicagotribune Cubs fans have always been annoying, but they have become outright insufferable lately.

Letter to the Editor: The White Sox owe Pete Crow-Armstrong an apology. The fan should get as much embarrassing attention as he has. chicagotribune.com/2026/05/21/let…

@TBLV23 @chicagotribune He should have known this long before now.

@chicagotribune Cubs fan here. No PCA was in the wrong. The kid has learned a valuable lesson. Fans can talk shit. A player should never tell a fan to “suck my dick”.

@bluelivesmtr Hurry! She's very slowly getting away!

WILD: Police say this woman turned a Facebook debate into a felony by firing a round into a house full of children before her gun jammed. San Antonio police confirmed Cynthia DeLuna has been arrested and charged with mulitple felonies for the incident. What the heck is wrong with people? Let's make her famous. #thinblueline #Lawenforcement

@UmpScorecards Ok, if 1. is supposedly the worst call of the day, then this is a pretty good day.

Umpire: Adam Hamari Final: Padres 10, Giants 5 #ForTheFaithful // #SFGiants #SDvsSF // #SFvsSD More stats for this ump 👇 umpscorecards.com/data/single-um…

Me to my organization: We need to first have a protection strategy before widespread adoption of AI. It has potential to be dangerous. Other people in the org: But we need to write letters 'n stuff! gambit.security/blog-post/a-si…

@JesseKellyDC It's cool. I didn't really want to retire anyway.

Trump’s speech was a sales pitch. To everyone who loves the war, we’re all in. Those who hate it, we’re almost done. Worried about prices, they’ll come down shortly. Looks like the markets didn’t buy the sales pitch. He’s gotta navigate some rough waters now.

This is why we are being gouged on memory and storage prices. Money well spent.

@JamesFLoveIV @glennbeck @jdmjag77 Did you happen to take any college logic classes? Because this is an appeal to authority fallacy.

@glennbeck @jdmjag77 I understand you’re a college drop-out. Any truth to that?

France, Italy, Spain & more just blocked our military flights for the Iran war. They don’t want us there? Perfect. President Trump — bring our troops AND our nukes HOME from these failing NATO countries NOW. Soon they’ll be Islamic nations anyway — they CANNOT have our nukes. Let Europe defend itself. Use the savings to root out DC corruption, pay our TSA & DHS, and give every American a HUUUUGE tax refund! America First means America SAFE at home. Let’s go! 🇺🇸@realDonaldTrump

@OrdnancePackard I found this excellent one from Japanese Twitter/X today. 😂

@capeandcowell He won't do time. He will be sent to a mental facility - again. This is not his first rodeo. komonews.com/news/local/man…

This violent thug will do less time for this attempted murder than the person that’s inevitably going to be forced into protecting themselves against him.

@WhiteSoxDJ Can't even hold a five run lead for three innings...

I do not like much about Japan, but Panda Express (“Speedy Bear” in English) is an incredible Japanese dining experience

Trust the plan

@atrupar Please tell me they aren't running him for Congress again. For the love of God is it not enough to be thoroughly embarrassed twice?

Trump on Joe Kent: "I always thought he was weak on security. Very weak on security. It's a good thing that he's out."

@GavinNewsom How in the world is dyslexia a strength? This is as cringe as the "ADHD is a super power" crowd. No, it isn't. It endless disrupts my life. Have you ever tried to concentrate on concentrating? It is exhausting. It requires immense amounts of mental energy.

To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you. Dyslexia isn’t a weakness. It’s your strength.

@Sabiha1278 This app needs a downvote function so this kind of slop gets buried.

Tiny boy walks to his soldier Dad’s Flag-draped coffin…..I am in tears 😭😭😭😭 This is heartbraking for all of us hear and to see this little boys pain !!!!!!!!!!

@Polymarket But we might get to see more of him farting on TV, so it's kind of a wash.

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell surges in the CA Governor’s race, now the clear favorite. 64% chance he’s the next governor.

@BBGreatMoments I gotta get me some flip downs.

It was NEVER a good idea to test Andre Dawson's arm 💪