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@Cryptoboyy_Aji Yeah but that country was the size of Ohio…

A man went to dinner in Europe last night. Paid $11 for a full meal. $6 for a glass of wine that would cost $18 in America. The waiter didn’t need a 25% tip to survive. The restaurant paid him a living wage. He took public transit home. Clean. On time. $2. No car payment. No insurance bill. No $4 gas. He didn’t win the lottery. He didn’t get a raise. He just lives in a country that decided basic life shouldn’t cost everything you have. Then he remembered he was American. And flew home to his $2,300 rent and $500 health insurance premium.

@EndymionYT Some peoples whole purpose is to figure out how to suck “new” money from existing teats… Hollywood… amiright?

Here’s the thing tho would Benedict Wong be a good James Bond? No. But would it be cool to see other stories in a James Bond universe where Benedict Wong played a different 00 with his own backstory, codename & all that? Yes. The problem is they keep trying to replace James Bond, when they don’t have to. But they just don’t get it

@GiganticCranium *Knew… I mean, 18 years in a while… it’s not like the whole “Hollywood Machine” hasn’t been in a steady nosedive ever since… but sure, he’s probably got it. 🙄

For the 6% who aren’t aware… The new Star Wars film was directed by the filmmaker who brought Iron Man to the big screen. He knows how to make movies

@VitoComedy This is not how I remember “Renting Movie Nights” as a kid. It was fucking gnarly, no Google, no IMDb, just basing your night of a little cardboard rectangle. It’s a staple childhood memory. It got new releases before the independents did, and had far more stock.

Blockbuster was not paradise. It was corporate schlock. They had the worst movie selection in town and gouged you with late fees. Stop misremembering shit.

@BlazeBinges Fucking both

Be honest... which movie are you watching this summer?

@CineSnipet People like you should be tazed…

Mark Wahlberg is low-key one of the most consistent action-comedy stars of the last decade. This movie didn't get nearly enough credit.

Who cares if Helen of Troy is played by a black chick? It’s an obscure story nobody would even know about without the movie exposure Christopher Nolan gives it. Please stop pretending like they’re ancient poems that outlasted empires, plagues, book burnings, and total cultural resets.

@WebUndefeated Builds sick, I almost couldn’t get past your blatant grammatical error…

What an sick build 😍

@christianhilt19 @HighSchoolOT Man that’s a lot of words to not really say anything… so like a professional writer created that? A “double and” sentence and everything… I’m flummoxed 😶

Mallard Creek boys track and field was disqualified for unsportsmanlike conduct after winning the 4x400 relay in the final event of the day. Had the result stayed, the Mavericks would have won the team state championship. Instead, they remained in second place. You can read the full story on the NCHSAA 8A Track and Field State Championships at highschoolot.com/story/live-upd…

@JoshuaHedley I secretly loved them, but hated them with the boys! How the songs were titled on this album, cracked me up!

You can tell when people absolutely weren’t there, cause this band was a joke when they were current lol. Like nickelback levels of hate.

@TheWapplehouse That’s not the problem. Change is fine… exploring new ideas is great. But Hollywood, desperate for new ideas, has decided to take existing things, some beloved by people, and only force social justice changes. Every time it’s met with poor reception, yet they keep doing it…

The Odyssey is a fairy tale. I’ve never understood the backlash to casting whoever you want in a fairy tale. Make the Little Mermaid black. Make Jack and the Beanstalk trans. Make Paul Bunyan a Mexican dude. Who fucking gives a shit.

@Stunt_ManMik3 Sure… but source material is a thing. I mean you’re so brave for rage baiting, but people are allowed to be upset by poor choices in production. And they’re allowed to disagree with bad takes, regardless of why they’re made!

Complaining that #TheOdyssey isnt historically accurate is like complaining that Captain America: The First Avenger isnt historically accurate. ITS MAKE BELIEVE ITS FICTION

Dear restaurant industry, Please raise your menu prices by 20% on everything and let’s just be done with the tipping altogether. I’m not here to manage your staff. If the service sucks, we just won’t come back. Signed, A lot of us

@nypost That’s a wild choice of words..:

Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet trib.al/DYJYRNx

@robbysoave Everything being identified as “left-wing” or “right-wing” is precisely why everything sucks…

I do want to remind everyone that Christopher Nolan is responsible for the most rightwing major studio film of all the time, The Dark Knight Rises. So perhaps we should wait to see The Odyssey before all making up our minds about it.

@Jason______A Their $15 a month, is actually $45 for three months. You only get the promo pricing for the first 3 months then it’s closer to $45 a month… that’s with a data cap.

HOLD UP .... Mint Mobile is like $20 bucks a month unlimited. Can pair it with 5G home internet for $45. Why am I paying T Mobile $200 for the same thing? I always thought Mint Mobile was for trap phones in the hood, never knew I could use an iphone with it. T Mobile owns Mint, so im getting the same exact service for 1/10th the cost.... Whats the catch here?

@khnh80044 I hope when you go to bed next you have a serious case of heartburn

A little girl reached out, hoping for a high five from the Star Wars characters. One by one, the dark side characters walked right past her… until one of them stopped and made her day.🥺❤️

@QueenAnticommie Tipping should be a reward for exceptional service, not a guarantee. It’s crazy a business plan can include not paying employees a living wage and brow beating customers to fill in the gap.

I agree with this! If you can’t afford a tip, stay home

@MyTimeToShineH Who thinks chasing fans off is a good idea?

@IfindRetards Looks like a Harry Potter Villain Gallery!

The men of the Met Gala 2026. Clearly intentional to dress them in women's clothing. Why are they doing this?