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Gary Shapiro

@ElSmoocho

Cup my underplums.

Los Angeles Katılım Mart 2009
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Gary Shapiro@ElSmoocho·
It's gotten to the point now where the correct usage of "you're" is actually a little sexy.
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Please respond to my email. Gary's brother.
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Gary Shapiro@ElSmoocho·
t it? I wanted to talk with you on the phone for a few minutes. I will of course keep your privacy so don't worry.
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Gary Shapiro@ElSmoocho·
Hi this is Howard, Gary's brother. Sorry to have to meet you under these heartbreaking circumstances. I sent you an email last night. Gue...
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Gary Shapiro@ElSmoocho·
We're all idiots for making fun of Kendall's Pepsi ad - if we said NOTHING, Pepsi would've had NO CLUE and it would STILL be running :(
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@RedMostWanted How could anyone scroll over YOU? My mouse can't handle those curves xoxo
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TODAY'S POP CULTURE QUIZ: Which of these two singers is Jewish, incredibly handsome, and no longer secretly gay? (HINT: #BarryManilow)
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Gary Shapiro@ElSmoocho·
After receiving more email spam with the subject line "A Better Way To Meet Mature Singles," how could my day NOT be fantastic?
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@RobKutner
@RobKutner@ApocalypseHow·
Hit Devin Nunes where it hurts - IN THE WALLET. This :90 rocking video shows you how: youtu.be/Fl7L7s43EoY PLEASE RT.
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Gary Shapiro@ElSmoocho·
Is existential doubt absolutely necessary? (Asking for an imaginary friend.)
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David Feldman
David Feldman@David_Feldman_·
America has spoken. Download Friday's podcast. Or don't laugh.
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Uncle Dynamite
Uncle Dynamite@UncleDynamite·
People who took themselves too seriously at awards shows a few months ago really kind of ruined this winter.
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Rick Overton
Rick Overton@rickoverton·
Hey gang, I'll be a Mookingbird this morning on the Stephanie Miller Show 8-9 PST! Don't miss the shennannigags, and monkey biz!
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Gary Shapiro@ElSmoocho·
I misunderstood last night and set my cock forward by one hour, so congratulations to all you pessimists who predicted our future is fucked.
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