Gary Shapiro

It's gotten to the point now where the correct usage of "you're" is actually a little sexy.

Please respond to my email. Gary's brother.

t it? I wanted to talk with you on the phone for a few minutes. I will of course keep your privacy so don't worry.

Hi this is Howard, Gary's brother. Sorry to have to meet you under these heartbreaking circumstances. I sent you an email last night. Gue...

At @thehotelcafe last night for #TopTune (L-R): hilarious host @Henlips groove master @BrendanDrums & our outpatient narcotics counselor

Haven't you ever wondered why FOUR and TWENTY blackbirds got BAKED in a pie? Happy 4/20 to all youtube.com/watch?v=reQMYP…

I am returning to the color commentator's box at Top Tune, this Sunday, 4/23 at @thehotelcafe, with @Henlips, @nyimafunk, and @ElSmoocho!

We're all idiots for making fun of Kendall's Pepsi ad - if we said NOTHING, Pepsi would've had NO CLUE and it would STILL be running :(

@RedMostWanted How could anyone scroll over YOU? My mouse can't handle those curves xoxo

@thehappyhorror Love you, Aimz! xo

TODAY'S POP CULTURE QUIZ: Which of these two singers is Jewish, incredibly handsome, and no longer secretly gay? (HINT: #BarryManilow)

After receiving more email spam with the subject line "A Better Way To Meet Mature Singles," how could my day NOT be fantastic?

Hit Devin Nunes where it hurts - IN THE WALLET. This :90 rocking video shows you how: youtu.be/Fl7L7s43EoY PLEASE RT.

It's a great episode! podomatic.com/podcasts/allti… (And my bathroom was decorated by the incredibly sexy @LauraJSilverman xoxo) twitter.com/AllTimeTopTen/…

Is existential doubt absolutely necessary? (Asking for an imaginary friend.)

America has spoken. Download Friday's podcast. Or don't laugh.

People who took themselves too seriously at awards shows a few months ago really kind of ruined this winter.

Hey gang, I'll be a Mookingbird this morning on the Stephanie Miller Show 8-9 PST! Don't miss the shennannigags, and monkey biz!

We hope truth-seekers everywhere find something to groove with here as I join @AllTimeTopTen for perhaps its most soulful episode yet... twitter.com/AllTimeTopTen/…

SUNDAY NIGHT 7PM! #TopTune is back @thehotelcafe w/the great @Mangum1 gorgeous hilarious @missipyle supertalent @mattgeiler + my gay haircut

I misunderstood last night and set my cock forward by one hour, so congratulations to all you pessimists who predicted our future is fucked.