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Is this place dead yet?

It was hard to hide this one from my wife leading up to Christmas. The box was large AND my wife had to haul it in the house when it was delivered as I was at work. She still acted surprised. #Secretlab

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Wow. Such free speech. Listen, I know Twitter can do whatever it wants. It’s a private platform. But all this does is prove, once again, that Elon is a giant raging boner and makes it hilarious to watch him tumble and tumble and tumble. twitter.com/TwitterSupport…

The #colts earned this L. Hilariously shitty team. Wow we suck HARD.

Yes, #colts coaching has been bad. But so has everything else. GM needs to go too.

lol. #colts need to lose this already. My god we are terrible.

I’m not going to miss the Sabraton Kroger pharmacy. What a pain the ass that thing is.

@andrewpanton Check the baking section.

This might sound ridiculous but where would I buy wooden toothpicks? Do most stores carry them? Do I have to order them online? I have never bought one and I don't think I have ever seen them in a store.

My dad’s last day at work was today. Happy retirement Pops!

Every year the phone company delivered a book to our front door with the assassination coordinates of everybody in town. Amazing how little assassinating there was... Unless assassination is almost always a fantasy, a reflexive part of an immersive egomania. Maybe that's it.

Elon Musk is such a pussy.

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NEW: West Virginia counties are expected to get around $150 million from opioid settlements. Under the state’s agreement, they could spend it on jail bills instead of efforts to address and prevent addiction. mountainstatespotlight.org/2022/12/15/wes…

I think the best part of Elno taking over Twitter is all the wasted time of his now. He ain’t getting anything useful done these days and all his shit is suffering for it.

My man-crush Henry Cavill is having a rough few months. Take some time and do something fun. Build a new gaming PC. DM for your friends. Paint some miniatures. Do all the things that make you happy that isn’t acting.

Ombudsman: Children's torture chamber found in liberated Kherson kyivindependent.com/news-feed/ombu…

@bitmapped GAH! Thanks for the info.