Jay

I have the most incredible, beautiful, and smart wife ever.

@HowardStern howie! Call me, #1 Canadian fan! 403-874-8528

Wow. Going all out LOL @rqui @marksfriggin Just a reminder that the Stern Show is live Thursday, December 1 and also December 8th and 15th

LOL. deluded sycophants. “@RespectTila24_7: @OfficialMsTila and Madonna have similar voices.”

middle. “@iLikeGirlsDaily: Left or right? #Twitterafterdark i.imgur.com/sK1mU.jpg pic.twitter.com/LULWatYn”

it probably would be. Disease FTW! “@420crack: @OfficialMsTila and I would go down on you like it was my last meal”

@OfficialMsTila Your tweets referring to urself as "Mommy" and ur idiot brainless fans as "children" are very disturbing!

@AlecBaldwin love you man. In a purely platonic heterosexual sort of way of course #30rock

automatic: boobs=10 “@iLikeGirlsDaily: Becky in NY asks rate my boobs out of ten" i.imgur.com/biKvF.jpg pic.twitter.com/yP5rxnNn”

“@iLikeGirlsDaily: Becky in NY asks "rate my boobs out of ten" #Twitterafterdark i.imgur.com/biKvF.jpg pic.twitter.com/yP5rxnNn”

@The_Simple_Kai right. Why would you call tila tequila "mommy". She's a drug addicted fame whore, do you really want to be a sycophant?

@rationalists "ball" singular.....

"mommy"? You demented retard. “@The_Simple_Kai: mommy tila u are so amazing<3 #tilaarmy love u! @OfficialMsTila”

4 years ago. “@lovetilaxo: #tilafact 'On March 6, 2007, @TilaTequila's video for "I Love U" was the #1 most downloaded on Apple`s iTunes'”

wow. Classy. Slut. “@misstilausa: @OfficialMsTila the video of you on Howard Stern is up: youtube.com/watch?v=GlosRh…”

@RileyLMartin rice, dry beans, canned goods... etc.. Just don't go overboard with it

@RileyLMartin etc etc you see what I mean

@RileyLMartin things of this nature, ummm you see, and what have you

@RileyLMartin My NFL fantasy team sucks. Is this the work of the reptilians?

@RileyLMartin Where to buy a symbol? Do you have paypal? how much money would guarantee my passage with the aliens?