Mictian

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

These people should not be permitted anywhere near our continent.

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

The owner forbade her cat from getting on the bed because it leaves too much fur. But after installing a camera, the girl discovered that her pet happily runs into the bedroom as soon as she leaves the house. Just listen to how happy he is.

A guy kept bothering an elderly man for no reason whatsoever, ends up getting both his and his friends ass beat by his grandchildren.

Deranged leftist who mocks the ass*ssination of Charlie Kirk assaults interviewer at a Baltimore Pride event, aggressively grabbing him by the throat when he tries to walk away. He needs to be immediately arrested. @BaltimorePolice

@SStricklandMMA Full Incident of Sean Strickland Getting Arrested at the White House 😂💀

A guy watching crime videos at work looked up and came face to face with the actual murderer from the video, serving him like nothing happened. She even had the ankle monitor on 😭

"I’m not weak anymore"

Christians gather in the street to pray. An immigrant walks up, spits at them, and tries to shut it down. Bad move. He picked the Christian who doesn’t turn the other cheek.

throughout this entire episode, robin williams was acting circles around the rest of the cast

The best iconic movie in the history of United States🇺🇸 that has no match! Whose energy was second to none in Tombstone 1993 ?🔥.

"White people are starting to be comfortable being called a racist"

this song changed the trajectory of my life after high school. I love you so much. RIP