A '000 Julys

@tema_nkulie @SimphiweKibibi Which Chinese place? GPS us

@SimphiweKibibi At that Chinese place?

Mine ami ngiwatsenga kuMatsapa ema factory shop. Ngake ngatsatsa E1200.00 ngayotsenga lang'12.

@SimphiweKibibi I'll never understand why girls slander guys that ask whether they have SM or not. Like I'm not asking for your card details, that's just a legal mobile network. I'm not asking if you have a car or a job. Mfethu, do you have a Swazi Mobile number or not? The fuck!

Is it wrong to ask if unaye Swazi Mobile? O mean there's always a shitload of credit there. Why do I need to change for you? Anyway, of you're not him. You're not him.

@mofo_refilwe Yeah! Monthly, just like you ladies.

@El_Goje Really??

do balls ever rotate positions or stay in the same spot permanently... i actually need to know🤔

@Blanoble7 @Arionexus @Teslimatttt Eddie Hall didn't have an equal chest:stomach

@Arionexus @Teslimatttt His gut isn't protruding multiple inches past his chest, so no. Strongmen have mostly equal chest to stomach lengths, they made Viltrumites fat fucks to de masculinize them

I’m confused, why do some Viltrumites have large stomachs? Are they actually fat?

@urltv @MickeyFactz Hard!!!

Mickey Factz drops Rum Nitty diss “Last Call” 🤟🏾🔥 @mickeyfactz Rate the 1-10 song in the comments below ⬇️ #youcantcopyrespect

@umhlangaswz Looks more like a motel

The newly opened HLANE HOTEL Worth 200 Million, with 42 rooms, 2 boardrooms, and a 500-capacity multipurpose venue #tourism #eswatini #hlane

@vixkyhansky @AdesolaBlessin9 Tried watching it a couple of times. It's ass

@AdesolaBlessin9 Last ship is overrated

I feel like everyone should watch Game of Thrones, The Last Ship, and Prison Break at least once in their lifetime.

@arojinle1 Kung Fu?

Guess what a group of pandas is called😭

@shubhvanii That's bullshit and you know you lying

I never deleted my best friend's number after he died. Every year, I text him: “Miss you, brother.” Yesterday... I got a reply. It said: "This is his son. But you can keep texting, He told me you're family."

"Blondes or brunettes" Idc just don't be fat

@Darkmatterh6nd Umgwaco loya eNhlangano kwakuseseyi gravel? Ey vele shotsi kwakuhanjwa lilanga lonkhe mosi 😅

The main road from Manzini to Mbabane, near Logoba, close to Matsapha. January, 1973....

@obiwanmyfavnerd 😂😂

all dressed up to ask "what would you have me do" the whole season

@Sibusis84718092 @itsBigSexy_ This nigga is sooo good. Fuck!!

@itsBigSexy_ This bru matches each and every flow of all his guest wow

Listen to this shit 😨🔥

@SETHUSTUART @TimesOfEswatinE "8 years each". Shotsi ngu 16 years🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ hha!

@TimesOfEswatinE 8 years for a phone and a sneaker?? Dammm

I DON’T KNOW HOW… I WAS BEWITCHED!: Major Philani Maseko (29) claimed black magic made him steal a Puma sneaker and a Samsung phone. The court didn’t buy it, 8 years each, no fine. facebook.com/share/p/1AbGtQ…

@JustHlophe @SimphiweKibibi The different approach is really refreshing with this one, no drama, no seriousness, just storytelling and good humour. It's a chunk of fresh air.

@SimphiweKibibi Thought this series was gonna boring after House of the Dragon but its oddly entertaining 🤣

Phuma kuleti😂😂😂😂😂😂. A Knight Of A Seven Kingdoms.

@SimphiweKibibi Uthothobele leni yena? 😂😂

😅😂😂😅😂😂😅😂😅

@SwearingSport @grok was the player hurt?

The worst fucking tackle of all time by Marcelo🙈

@Okay_Wasabi My question is; with all these trailers we've seen and many more still to come, how long is the movie gonna be? I'm thinking 6 hours tops 😅

I wish these trailers didn’t leak, I would’ve been losing my mind right now. Still cool to see in HD tho.

@SHREKRAP This shit is trash. Generational dumb for sure

GENERATIONAL ALBUM BY SCHOOLBOY Q