Chris Wood

@MattWallace888 Why is his 'water' yellow?

Notice how everyone else has wine besides Trump! He doesn't drink or do drugs and never has. This may sound silly, but that really does give you a major advantage. I know because I don't either and have experienced the almost superhuman clarity of mind that comes from it!

@HalTheBlade I didn't realise she was a doctor

@benonwine An amoeba

What’s SMARTER than David Lammy?

@RmSalih Maybe put up an opposition that makes sense the

I have to admit it's been a good day for Reform UK voters. Congratulations.

@DUNBAR74 @Megatron_ron Fella you are a dickhead

@Megatron_ron This dude will be on his knees begging for his life. What a pathetically weak piece of shit.

BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran's Foreign Minister Araghchi releases an important statement following US strikes on Iran yesterday “Every time a diplomatic solution is on the table, the U.S. opts for a reckless military adventure. Is it a crude pressure tactic? Or the result of a spoiler once again duping POTUS into another quagmire? Whatever the causes, the outcome is the same: Iranians never bow to pressure and diplomacy is always the victim. Also, the CIA is wrong. Our missile inventory and launcher capacity are not at 75% compared to February 28th. The correct figure is 120%. As for our readiness to defend our people: 1,000%.”

@mikegardner_wb 😂😂

BREAKING NEWS “Furious” Starmer was not told local elections had taken place yesterday. The PM claims civil servants kept him in the dark until this morning. He has ordered an enquiry into why the elections had gone ahead without his knowledge. “I thought we’d cancelled them” he told Sky News.

@SJP74 @UKLabour 😂😂😂😂😁😁😁

@UKLabour Ignore the noise from the braindead racists Labour are doing outstandingly fantastic Keep on delivering the manifesto 👍👍👍 🌹🌹🌹

Labour was elected to change this country. That is what the public want, and what they deserve. Tough days like today don’t weaken our determination to deliver that change. They strengthen it.

@zarahussain999 Yes it is, because it shows what a complete and utter shit show the 'main' parties have become

The polls have closed I’m angry, upset, disappointed and feel sick by the predictions that Reform will win multiple councils This is an awful day for British politics

@wendyshubby And your attitude, my friend, is one of the major problems in the UK. Reform is not the answer to the current shit show, but to blanket class all the people who vote for them is pathetic

Tomorrow we will have a better idea how many people with both Racist and Fascist tendencies we have in this Country.

@DavidVance Maybe, but under the advice of Nazi Israel, they've well and truly fucked this one up

The US is an economic and military superpower. It should not be “waiting” on Iran to decide on anything.

@NotFarLeftAtAll A bullet between the eyes

It’s Tony Blair’s 73'° birthday. What present would you give him?

@JimFergusonUK Oh Fuck Off

🚨 BREAKING: EUROPE ON EDGE — HANTAVIRUS CONTACT CASE EMERGES A flight attendant in the Netherlands has been hospitalized after contact with a passenger who later died from hantavirus following a Johannesburg-linked flight. Let that sink in. A deadly virus case… A live international flight… Now a potential exposure inside Europe. Officials will say it’s “precautionary.” They will say it’s “contained.” We’ve heard that before. The real question is this: How many contacts were made before this was flagged? How far did this travel before anyone knew? One case becomes two. Two becomes a cluster. Watch this closely. Because this is exactly how these situations begin.

@Pieroscara @cjsmooth44 @_InfoGram_ The main difference is, China's military is set up to defend, yours is set up to impose and dominate

@cjsmooth44 @_InfoGram_ lol. Try reading a history book. Start with Hong Kong and go forward from there. Stop using cliches that you have heard on social media, and obviously don’t know the meaning of.

HUGE MOVE by 🇮🇷 IRAN 🔥🔥 🇺🇸 Trump at 9:00 AM: We are hitting China with sanctions for aiding Iran without our approval. After all, we are the world's supreme leader. 🇮🇷 Iran at 9:30 AM: We now recognize 🇨🇳 China as leader of the new world order. The U.S. no longer merits that status given its repeated violations of international law. 🔥 A bold geopolitical play by Iran 🔥

@TortosaExpat @sellessports In The Stir that he's off

@sellessports Don't know but that's the only one not announced so far

When is the date for the released players details. Might be double sided?! #sufc @TortosaExpat

@triffic_stuff_ If she knocked a door off it's hinges, I have questions about the joiner 🤔

Angela Rayner’s Latest DRUNKEN DISASTER Revealed! 🤦‍♂️ Dan Wooton Reveals Yet Another Cringeworthy Incident From Former Deputy PM 😬 Angela Rayner got absolutely smashed at a bar in Parliament, screaming about socialism before dramatically collapsing into a door and ripping it clean off its hinges!🚪 Add that to her infamous Ibiza holiday where she was bouncing around on stage looking worse for wear 😵‍💫, and the time she was left alone for just a few minutes in Keir Starmer’s flat above Downing Street. She cracked open a treasured, unopened bottle of whisky 🥃, a final gift from one of his closest friends before he died, something Starmer had never intended to drink. She later admitted feeling mortified. Three boozy disasters and counting. Maybe Ange has a bit of a drink problem? And this is the woman apparently braced to take over from Starmer? Dan is spot on. Britain is absolutely doomed!

2 questions: 1. Where has some of that 2nd half play been for the rest of the season? 2. Despite one of the best referees of the season (IMO), 10 minutes?

@ph7litmus @LeilaniDowding Passer by, who just happened to have a 3ft long batton 🤔

@LeilaniDowding Extra medal for passer by in the green gilet who disarmed the knife man despite presumably not wearing a stab vest.

The fact the police had to walk back 50 feet and what looks like a member of the public had to come into help disarm a stabber. I’ve got no words for the state of this country

@Duddiesmum @BethRigby Why is he getting away with the same shit he rightly pulled others for previously? 🤔

My God can @BethRigby slam the PM anymore than she is now. She's appalling. He hasn't misled Parliament, he hasn't lied, he made a poor judgement ffs!!! The Country needs Sir Keir Starmer at this time of global instability.

@Megatron_ron I saw an interview with an expert today, who said UAE and Saudi were 2 of the nations that could increase supply 🤔

🇦🇪 Why did the UAE leave OPEC+? For those who want it simplified: > Oil prices are high, Trump doesn’t like this at all — he needs a solution > By leaving OPEC, the UAE can produce and export much more oil, as it is no longer bound by quotas > This increases the circulating supply > More supply lowers the prices of oil globally, at least temporarily > Lowering the price of oil is bad for countries like Saudi Arabia that aren’t able to offset it by increasing production, so they get annoyed In short, this is Trump’s plan to manage the oil price crisis he created as a result of the Strait of Hormuz being closed.

@annettedittert Yes, he was shit, just like the current incumbent. The sooner people put their allegiances aside and realise that the whole political system is fucked, the better

I would really appreciate if those Starmer - Johnson comparisons would stop immediately. Has everyone really that short a memory of how Johnson behaved and how he governed ?