Visionary

@EpilepticRabbit @UTDRivon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@UTDRivon Tears man he's been there longer than Roy Keane's ACL recovery machine

Just found out Tom Heaton was the goalkeeper who used to stay back after training when Ronaldo wants to practise his freekicks and shooting drills back in the day

No one becomes incredibly great in their field with an average work ethic. It just doesn’t happen

It took Arsenal 22 years to get their 4th Premier League trophy. Manchester United is looking for a 14th title for the last 13 years. 14th not 4th… We are not your mates, yesterday, today and forever. Respect your elders.

@anto_ty 📌

Also nurture both elements inside of you. Some days will require information, other days will demand force. Speak both fluently

Full time: Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal.

Manchester United are the 2012/13 Barclays Premier League champions! #mufc

Thank you very much for this picture admin. You don’t know what you’ve done for me 😂

@DrStrangejm Michezo ya kitoto sana yani

Using government office to fulfill your childhood fantasy is form of mental retardation...

Keep your victories low-key. Let people find out you’re the boss when it’s too late to compete.

The trick is to keep meeting more people. A moving man meets his bride or something

@tahyvr Come outtt

man u fans legit think cunha will start over joao pedro and endrick for brazil in the world cup 😂😂

@UTDKara Some people should be very grateful for the lucky chance they get in life, you make it to Manchester United with your average talent and you get depressed.?

The way Carrick created a special moment for Malacia made me cry. Especially the way Martínez tried to stop him from crying😢 If there’s any Manchester United player I really want to see succeed it’s him. The silent battle he was fighting was heartbreakin

@ChelseaFC @RickyxLaw He deserves a NT call up i don’t know what was going on in Ancelloti’s head

Joao Pedro is our 25/26 Player of the Season. 🇧🇷💙

DANGOTE needs to be protected,I’m scared and worried about western imperialism

Realized I thrive better when nobody knows wtf I’m doing.

After a certain age I don't have sympathy for sad stories. Mine was sad too. You either grow or you fold

Poverty is very dehumanizing. People will disrespect you for merely being poor.

the hottest and most intelligent way to exist is to take your work brutally seriously and yourself playfully unseriously.

@UtdMaI Its crazy

Senne Lammens needs 3 more saves to break this record too🤯