Elijah Bassey 📊📈📉

Welcome to another beautiful week. This is an advanced e-commerce dashboard designed using Power BI. Your observations are welcome. I just want to improve and get better. #Dashboard #DataAnalysis

@EtimbukHR Mma mmakara, Idiokke o. Amedo se owo anyie! 😘

Abadie🥰

@officialEFCC I love the way Efcc painstakingly misquote facts in this concorted released report. Kudos to everyone involved but we all know what we all are doing. Shikina.

Why EFCC Operatives Visited UUTH The Tuesday, May 12, 2026, visit of operatives of the Uyo Zonal Directorate of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, to the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital, UUTH, in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State was informed by the need to authenticate a medical report presented by a suspect under remand by Justice M.A Onyetunu of the Federal High Court, Uyo, for allegedly defrauding multiple micro finance banks, including University of Uyo Micro Finance Bank. The suspect had presented a medical report which required authentication by the UUTH management. The Commission wrote two different letters, dated March 11, 2026 and April 20, 2026, to the hospital management to this effect without receiving any response. The Investigating Officer handling the matter took the further step of visiting the hospital to enquire about the status of the request. Still, no response. As a last resort, operatives of the Commission visited the Chief Medical Director of the hospital on Tuesday to make further enquiries, only to be locked in with a false alarm and subjected to unprovoked attack by misguided staff of the facility who pelted them with stones and other dangerous objects. While within the hospital, the CMD reportedly directed that gates of the facility be shut, making it impossible for any lawful enquiry to be made. Police authorities in Akwa Ibom State advised the CMD to open the hospital gates to enable the operatives exit the premises peacefully but the entreaties were turned down. In spite of the hostility and provocation, there was no breakdown of law and order as the operatives exercised restraint and professionally made their ways out of the hospital premises without disrupting its activities. Enquiries bordering on operational engagements of the Commission are lawful. It is therefore necessary to remind the public and corporate bodies that they are obligated to cooperate with the agency in such circumstances. Contrary action could be deemed as obstruction, which is criminal with attendant legal consequences.

I dey wait for BP own, make I tell my mama to find am ASAP

How about BP? any known leaf for it?

@realAdeyemo Send application link. I'm interested

Hiring: Customer Support 🏢 Company: Skiflux 📍Remote 💼 Job Type: Full-time 💰 Salary: ₦70,000 weekly

@RecruitmentPq Strategy

47 applications. 3 responses. 1 interview. 0 offers. Then she changed one thing. Not her CV. Not her skills. Not her experience. Here is the only thing she changed:

Mine is about to expire this December and I haven't used it for once. 3 admissions in the US and 2 admissions in the UK but no funding. Let me find food first.

@UdofiaEA They are ganging up against AKPABIO but I trust him to play this game with them. He must ensure he doesn't lose his Position

My Godswill Akpabio removed the goalpost in the middle of the game. Oshomole run amock. Senate President seat 2027 is on a shaky ground. Owo nkara nkara, Abasi nkara nkara. When APC can no longer find opposition to fight, they start fighting among themselves. 2027 ayanem tutu.

@seanpepisky As a remote gig ...YES

If I offer you a job in the USA, will you accept it? With the salary of $500 monthly.

@joebasshd Clear handball but no penalty

they don sell this match bro

@ireteeh No be joke o. Especially Nigerian prison, you fit get PTSD

I did a prison tour today and all I can say is freedom is priceless.

@oduwils @OfficialBenKalu Na person papa o. At least wish him birthday blessings naw

@OfficialBenKalu Stand down, don't even have it in mind to run for the seat of Abia Staten governor. Thank you ✍️

Today, I pause. Not in ceremony, not in fanfare, but in quiet gratitude to God for this gift of life. Another year has turned, and with it comes the weight of reflection that only time brings. I am reminded, more than ever, that life is not measured in the years we are given, but in the purpose we pour into them. I am reminded of leadership and its true essence, the mandate of my people, which I hold dear, and the journey through it all. On this day, my heart turns especially to the good people of Bende Federal Constituency, my home, my foundation, my anchor. Your belief in me has never wavered. Your prayers have carried me into rooms that ambition alone could not have opened. Your love has sustained me through moments of pressure that public life rarely reveals. I am because you are. Whatever I have accomplished in this season of leadership belongs, in no small measure, to each of you and not to anyone else. As I mark another year, I renew my commitment to you, to our nation Nigeria, and to the ideals that have guided my path: integrity in leadership, empathy in governance, and a strong belief that our best days are still ahead. The work continues. The call remains. And I am profoundly grateful, deeply humbled, for the grace to answer it. Happy birthday to me.

@oduwils You don walk alone like this o

As Liverpool don loose, make I chop my examining rice 😭😭😭 #MUNLIV

@teefehbaby Just dey Play. I laugh in Swahili

It hurts so much to let go of a man who is 100% perfect, but financially, he just can’t be my man 😔💔

@KE_MrBlack Mainland

Apart from England, Holland and Scotland which other 'Land' do you know?

Kai kai kai, it sounds somewhat laughable right? This won't fly at all. Not this time around.

@akuasekyiwaaa You are most welcome

@Elahbazz Thank you💜

Congratulations 🎉. This academic feat is enviable though 😂

@shaiguides Getting admission without funding is not something to be proud of. Sometimes it's draining.

Studying Abroad will change your life. Don’t stop applying, getting admission is a sign you’re a great applicant. Keep working

Thank you for the wonderful memories in the Red shirt. Best wishes on your professional retirement