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He murdered Renee Nicole Good. Shot her three times and then called her a “f*cking b*tch”. Her last words? “It’s ok dude I’m not mad”. He got three days administrative leave before being transferred to another state. No punishment. No accountability. No justice.

@rawsalerts Are the aliens hiding the Unredacted Trumpstein files?

🚨#BREAKING: The U.S. government has officially confirmed plans to release UFO files

😬 Erika Kirk calls out Druski for dressing in "whiteface" and parodying her. tmz.me/iKtXE9j

@nicksortor Are the aliens hiding the Unredacted Trumpstein files? No, then it's a distraction.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump CONFIRMS his administration will be declassifying and releasing UFO files IMMINENTLY "They said they saw things you wouldn't believe! And you're gonna be reading about it." "We're going to be releasing a lot of things from what we have, and I think some of it's going to be VERY interesting to people."

Who’s Hogan’s greatest rival?

Fact.

@CanauckForEver @CanadianCoffey @brucefanjoy @MarkJCarney So voters where to fucking lazy to look for their candidate... This evil libs 😂😂😂😂 y'all are so embarrassing

@CanadianCoffey @brucefanjoy @MarkJCarney Don't forget This is how the Liberal mother fukers cheated and stole the election !!!!!

I’d like to take a moment to congratulate @brucefanjoy and Prime Minister @MarkJCarney on winning their seat on their very first attempt 1 year ago today.

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@DuaneBratt @planetjanetyyc Are Albertans just full tards? Yikes

cbc.ca/news/canada/ca… If an election was held today, the UCP would win a bigger majority than in 2023 according to the latest @planetjanetyyc poll

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

@Smil3yAngel 16 here

14 for me ❤️🇨🇦

Carrie Underwood MAGAfied

@theliamnissan Dude looks like he'd smell like Gold bond powder...

LOL this thing just called me a faggot but he left off the first letter of the word because he's a big ol' *ussy

🔴 Hunter Ernie Dosio, who had killed hundreds of animals throughout his life, was trampled to death by five elephants while hunting a rare antelope in the middle of Africa. 🐘💥

@WrestleOps @POSTwrestling He's gonna say Moscow or some dumb shit

Nick Khan teased the location of WrestleMania 44 in 2028 during a Town Hall meeting this week: “Wait until you hear the announcement on where we’re going to be for WrestleMania in 2028.” (via @POSTwrestling)

@F0ODHub The checkered paper

Remove one thing from this plate..

@w_terrence Pussy... 😺 Yep smells like pussy. Lil Terry bootlicker...

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.