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@ammalusty They're called sunglasses because they're his glasses

why do people draw pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses?? is he hiding from himself?? much to think about.. more tweets from me later..

Kid wasn't lying

@Watchman_motto Honolulu, Hawaii

Five points if you can name that state. Ten if you can name the town.

@AllBalSports @Orioles Him

@Orioles Who the fuck

We have made the following roster moves:

@N05356563N @Tit0bs @Joshwydd_ Book daario btw

@Tit0bs @Joshwydd_ So you're suggesting that people people were dyeing theirs hairs in the year 300 AC ?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s kind of hilarious the writers forgot the Lannisters are blonde. It literally started the show’s plot.

@Millionsofmarks @dqveed Why do you think he would be doing the stunts?

@dqveed He's gonna die doing all those stunts. He should rest. Enjoy retirement. Seriously, he's 83. He need to stop. I'm more worried sbout him than his loved ones. What is wrong with his people?

This is it. This is the role he was born to play

@Madisox43 @BradleyGloves You could have an ump do all that and then have an earpiece giving them balls and strikes from abs

@BradleyGloves How a robot going to call plays at the plate? Inspect balls and bats? Rule on catcher interference? Check swings? HBP? Fair or foul balls down 1st or 3rd base line? Infield Fly Rule? Verify lineup card ? Track substitutions? Batting out of order?

If the Challenge System proves the robot is always right, why not just have a robot umpire?

@RealmRavens I'd be happy with the pick but probably should trade down first

How would you feel if the Ravens selected Olaivavega Ioane with the 14th pick in the NFL Draft? 💭

@MAFvRichthofen @ShitpostRock There was a petition to change the name but they ultimately ended up keeping it the same as the original book title

@ShitpostRock It is pretty crazy that a movie called "The Two Towers" released in 2002.

The letter that Donald Trump sent to Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre of Norway is insane! This is why you don't elect a narcissist to be your president. Is this what you voted for, Trump's supporters?

@RotoSurgeon Am I crazy or wasn't it RAC for run after catch and YAC for yards after contact?

STOP CALLING IT “RAC” IT’S “YAC”

@abhijitwt spotify + hulu for $6 is fantastic

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@cantguardjake Tried to sneak mahomes in there

This is the first NFL playoffs to not feature Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, or Desmond Ridder since 2008

@Browns I've always believed in sheduer

stomp the Steelers 😤

@Browns Lock in guys

last lap in front of the home crowd 🟤🟠

@brgridiron Surely all of these teams are in the playoffs

Teams with the most Pro Bowlers (6) this year: 💥Ravens 💥Broncos 💥49ers 💥Seahawks

@NFL Where's faalele

2026 #ProBowlGames Offensive Guards!

@PopBase I wonder what the name of the place he died in was called

234 years ago today, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart passed away.

@PharoahAshseti @s8n They said cheap

@s8n Have you tried getting into magic the gathering?

@Breaking911 I heard that mamdani is going to make the public schools in New York teach arabic numerals...

Mamdani is now airing ads in Arabic. The fact that he is even airing ads in Arabic is a sign of a failed city. Pray for New York.