TBOSS OF ABUJA 🇳🇬

9 years ago when Mr Biggs was the best Restaurant in Abuja, I was a branch manager

@shuraim If Nigeria govt dey very serious they can’t track the location of this people through the phone number they use sent the video out!

A university of Jos student has been kidnapped while traveling to kaduna , the video was made with his phone and sent to his class WhatsApp group chat , his classmates don’t know if his family are aware of his kidnap as there’s no one to reach out to . His name is John Arum . The kidnappers are demanding 30 million naira for his release. Please repost so his family can act very fast . 💔☹️

@ujnoisemaker My question always is who dey video it and dem dey send it to ?

A University of Jos student, John Arum Azi, was kidnapped while traveling to Kaduna. 😭 The kidnappers sent a distressing video showing him being tortured and are demanding ₦30 million for his release. His life is in serious danger.😭💔

@CHIZZY_BB Omo Na Abuja be this oh My Uncle get one private jet there oh but he will never help any family members!

Una go say money no dey, who come get all these private jets for Abuja airport ! Omo e reach 100

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@_Tracywills Person come fine like this and no boyfriend

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@hoodlord_6 This is 2004 Corolla, No sensor on the key, you better go and install tracker and also do peddler lock, You fit sleep one day and wake up you no go see your Oga again

Congratulations to me on my first key , God did 🥳❤️‍🩹😅 🔑

@oku_yungx Fish farming

In Nigeria, what business can 1 million naira float?

@Otunbakush1 Lack maintenance

Ac and power steering…. E dey quick spoil

@TheRealAccount0 Use Yoruba juju and kpai him 😒

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@moniepoint good evening, I sent money to wrong pos account this night, please I really need my money back !

@_Tracywills That stuff Dey sweet pass to date Abuja ladies.

I’ve noticed something that seems very common among men,,,,,when they’re standing, they sometimes put their hand inside their trousers to touch their private area. Why do you guys do that?

@_dinomelaye When are you coming back to APC ?

Day 4 is on Monday

Before Now @PoliceNG_CRU @CspIniedu

@MobilePunch We want to see their faces

𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽-𝗮𝗻𝗱-𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼, 𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/police-probe-v…

Good morning @PoliceNG_CRU why not showing their faces! Make monkey hand no go resemble human being own oh 😁

@aleeygiwa Why not showing their faces ?

We saw the video, we acted, and here is where things stand. When (Rhapstar) posted the viral video on 4 April 2026, alleging misconduct by officers from the Satellite Town Division, Lagos, we took the matter seriously and acted immediately. The DPO and the officers involved were summoned, statements were obtained, and detailed interviews were conducted. Preliminary findings indicate the incident occurred in May 2025. We are working to obtain additional details directly from the victims, as their accounts are central to the investigation. This process is not a cover-up; it is a demonstration of accountability. The Leadership of the Force management team, has emphasized that the rule of law is non-negotiable in the discharge of police duties nationwide. No officer is above accountability, and no incident is too old to investigate. The investigation is ongoing. We will provide regular updates. To every Nigerian who spoke up, your voice prompted accountability, as it should be.

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Banditry, Some Dubious Fulani Herdsmen Source of Income By Bamidele Atoyebi The recent news emerging from the Kankia Local Government Area in Katsina State reads like a medieval ransom note adapted for the 21st century. Reports indicate that bandits have issued a staggering ultimatum to three local communities, demanding a "tax" of 700 cows and 1,000 sheep. This demand is not merely a request but a threat of total annihilation, illustrating the brazen nature of those currently holding the rural north in a stranglehold of fear. While the global community often views terrorism through the lens of ideological extremism specifically groups like ISWAP that kill indiscriminately Nigeria is grappling with a more intimate, "modern" brand of terror: banditry. To understand the current security crisis, one must distinguish between these two forces. While ISWAP operates on a perverted religious doctrine, the bandit is motivated by a more primal and devastating driver: the pursuit of easy, illicit wealth at any cost. Banditry has evolved into a sophisticated business model that targets the very lifeblood of the community. These actors do not just kidnap; they demand protection money, seize farm produce, and even demand motorcycles from their victims. This "modern" shift is defined by the realization that the traditional pastoral life is no longer as profitable as the business of fear. This transition has turned neighbours into predators and forests into fortresses for crime. There is a bitter pill for the Nigerian public to swallow, recently highlighted by high-ranking officials like National Security Adviser Nuhu Ribadu and the Chief of Defense Staff. They have noted that these bandits are "our brothers and sons." To many, this statement feels like an insult, yet it contains a haunting truth. These are not foreign invaders; they are citizens who have grown up within the fabric of our society before turning against it. As someone who has lived in Kwara as a farmer, hunter, and butcher, I have seen this reality firsthand. During trips into the bush to trade with Fulani families, the lines between nomadic life and criminal enterprise began to blur. Having encountered these groups in the wild, I can say with 99% certainty that the perpetrators are often local Fulanis who have become master navigators of the Nigerian terrain, knowing every hidden path and thicket. The deep familiarity these groups have with the forest is their greatest tactical advantage. They have moved through these wildernesses for generations, traveling from one community to another entirely undetected by conventional security forces. Because they have become "part of the forest," they can strike with precision and vanish before the authorities can even mobilize a response, leaving the local population vulnerable and exposed. A primary catalyst for this friction is the practice of open land grazing. For years, the destruction of cultivated farmlands by cattle led to clashes, some of which were settled through uneasy agreements and others through violence. However, the modern bandit has moved beyond simple grazing disputes. They have realized that while a cow takes years to raise, a human being can be "sold" back to their family in a matter of days for millions. The valuation of livestock over human life is a chilling characteristic of this conflict. In the past, a herder’s wealth was measured by his flock, but technology and the lure of quick cash have shifted the goalposts. When a single kidnapping can net ₦30 million or more, the incentive to maintain a peaceful, nomadic lifestyle vanishes. This is the economic engine of modern terrorism: the commodification of human suffering. To effectively combat this, the government must adopt a localized strategy. The Nigerian forest is too vast for an army that doesn't understand the land. The most effective solution lies in the hands of those who already live there: the

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