Jade@ElevatePA

@RMGirlUK But, he LIKES you…

I have a randomer that keeps replying to some of my tweets, so I just keep reply with 'why?' types of gifs to everything he says. It's going well.

I don’t know who* added music to this but it’s brilliant. (*It was me. I’m brilliant)

@RMGirlUK It’s weird because there’s no cheese and and ALL the cheese at the same time 🤷🏻‍♀️

Getting breakfast in bed 🥰

@RMGirlUK What are you on about? This is my best work. IT'S PURE GOLD.

FYI… it’s not me that does these tweets… if you groaned it’s because of @Elevate_PA. 🤣

@RMGirlUK It speaks to my soul.

I found @Elevate_PA’s new favourite work picture.

@RMGirlUK I think you’ll find Damien has got it right.

I think we've found tonight's psychopath.

@RMGirlUK It's spelt sexy. But I don't know why you need to share that with Twitter 🤷‍♀️

The pure sass of @Elevate_PA continues. She’s now getting her own hashtag #RMGirlsSassyPA

@RMGirlUK If you email me all your receipts I promise not to reply until tomorrow 🤷🏻‍♀️

Doing work on the weekends and sending emails means people who work Mon-Fri, will reply tomorrow on wards. Right? RIGHT? *reply received email ping* fuck sake.

Pretty sure this is what @Elevate_PA sees when I’m coming up with ideas.

@PearsonVUE That link just sends me to a chatbot. The whole morning has been a huge waste of time - I really don't feel like wasting more right now.

@Elevate_PA Hi Jade, I'm sorry to hear about your testing experience. If you require any further assistance, then please reach out to your program-specific customer service team who will be able to assist - home.pearsonvue.com/Test-takers/Cu…. Thank you.

Trying to log in to take a test on @PearsonVUE. It’s been a whole hour so far and not one part of it has been straightforward.

@becciw96 @PearsonVUE Never even got as far as the exam - they’re hopeless 😩

@Elevate_PA @PearsonVUE I think it’s crashed. Mine quit mid exam and nothing has come back

Stuck in audiology and @Elevate_PA is now rearranging my diary. It’s amazing how quickly 1 day can go to shit with someone running late.

@RMGirlUK Errrm, when?

I’ve had my branding printed onto some cotton so that I can make myself some skirts with it.

Most guys don’t look in the mirror & see a problem. But it’s staring us in the face. Sexual violence begins long before you think it does. #DontBeThatGuy

Following my weekly check-in call with @Elevate_PA, we naturally kept everything to business including: Did your parents collect and keep your baby teeth?

@RMGirlUK Also, and you may not be aware of this, it's customary to buy your PA a diamond tiara to celebrate the first workeversary. I don't make the rules.

@RMGirlUK As if I don't check your Twitter timeline. EVERY DAMN DAY.

Get yourself a PA who comes with sarcasm and expressive faces. I adore Jade ♥️ she doesn’t need tagging, she will know this tweet exists. [Stalk Mode: ON] Our workiversary is coming up. Longest year of her life. 1st anniversaries are paper, aren’t they? *looks in shredding bin*

@RMGirlUK I definitely won’t be in the seat behind you on the rollercoaster.

Put my out of office on. I’m currently out of the office celebrating a friends birthday by screaming at the the top of Oblivion rollercoaster. 
 I’ll be back in the office on the Monday 20/09/21 - if you need me my professional stalker, @Elevate_PA will track me down. 🤣