Marley Misandry

@kirawontmiss mine is

is her whole personality hating men?

@BnBTianWeb3 Not for a while because I would just let it roll and try to forget about it til later.

@theficouple Yeet the kids

Met a nice couple in their mid 30's. Husband makes $78,000/yr & wife makes $25,000/yr part time. 2 kids and $1,500/mo for daycare. Rent is $2,500/mo & their $95,000 of debt costs them ~$1,900/mo. Living paycheck to paycheck & feeling trapped. What should they do first!?

@Araoluwanimi01 Cats probably a lot of really expensive cats

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy??

@MrBeast well, this screams SCRIPTED. these videos are tacky man, go back to helping people

I’ll give you $250,000 BUT you have to spend a month in the woods with all your ex girlfriends.. could you do it?

@ImGinnyRobinson Yall never fallen for a narcissist before huh?

I hate that I ever supported Donald Trump. What an epic train wreck of a traitor he has turned out to be.

@GovPressOffice Honestly, thanks for saying what we're all thinking, but making it sound like Donald Trump.

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING “KID ROCK” FROM CALIFORNIA. HIS SHIRTLESS VIDEO WITH “SECRETARY BRAINWORM” WAS INAPPROPRIATE, CREEPY, AND VERY LOW ENERGY. NOT WHAT YOU WANT AROUND OUR CHILDREN! ALSO, SOME OF THE WEAKEST PUSHUPS EVER WITNESSED. CALIFORNIA ONLY ALLOWS WINNERS! I AM ALSO BANNING WORKING OUT IN JEANS, VERY STRANGE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GOVERNOR GCN

@JDVance I wish we could trade you for a perc 30 too

Today, the Supreme Court decided that Congress, despite giving the president the ability to "regulate imports", didn't actually mean it. This is lawlessness from the Court, plain and simple. And its only effect will be to make it harder for the president to protect American industries and supply chain resiliency. President Trump has a wide range of other tariff powers and he will use them to defend American workers and advance this administration’s trade priorities.

@littlebigFM @MrBeast he owns the company?

@MrBeast Mr beast is doing ads? How much did they pay you?

Perfect time to try to Feastables peanut butter cups! Trust me, it’s a big difference.

@rkelly91021 @TMobile Best loyalty perk is better rates. everything else is fluff. I left them after 18 years in May

Ya, been with @TMobile for 27+ years. I never get any deals or breaks. I see others that do who are new subscribers. Time to do the phone/cable/insurance switch dance. msn.com/en-us/money/ot…

@mitchellvii That's a wild thing to say when literally everything Trump does he makes about Biden and Obama. Like if this wasn't true for your own party then what is the point of the memes he's posting of the obamas it's because this is all an ego game for him

I'm here to tell you right now, Democrats are not going to win the House or the Senate. They have no ideas, and their only agenda is hating Trump. You can't win pushing on a rope.

@ZeroMissedCallz @MakeEmGoMad @Ashly113_ facts

@Eleventy7_ @MakeEmGoMad @Ashly113_ Having to explain the basic concept of friendship to people is crazy

Hi everyone! Since our relationship was public both Carlos and I would like to share that we are no longer together and haven’t been for a while. We are on good terms and are still good friends. Carlos and I also ask that you respect our privacy and be respectful towards both of us. No you are not getting two Christmases

@MakeEmGoMad @Ashly113_ Sometimes it is possible to maturely realize that someone is still a good person and not a good match

@Ashly113_ Why do people stay friends with their exes?

@ConnorEatsPants @RepLuna Really Connor? Low key?

@RepLuna your friend lowkey a pedophile!

I absolutely love our President. He is my friend, and I am going to do everything I can to ensure that fraud in elections NEVER happens again. If you are a Republican, I want your vote to count. If you’re an independent, I want your vote to count. And if you are a Democrat, even though I might not agree with you on some things, I want your vote to count. Illegal immigration is a massive problem, and voter fraud occurs. This must be resolved. It is a national security issue. There may be a lot of disinformation coming out in the next few days, so I will be posting directly what is happening on this account so you don’t have to rely on skewed press sources. I also have respect for our Speaker, and this is not directed at him. The Senate is very, very corrupt. Many of the Senators we would consider our “friends” don’t want the filibuster removed because they don’t actually want President Trump’s agenda to succeed. Many of these people have been in office for far too long and think they are the ones in power, not POTUS. Let me remind my “friends” in the Senate that Congress is comprised of two chambers, of which the House is equally respected as the Senate and works in conjunction with the executive branch. Senators are not elected President.

@keskanana I've been single and celibate for 3

I don't think any normal person can be single for 2 years straight

@NICKIMINAJ I wonder if he gave Melania one of these too

Welp…

@mindyisser I like boho style yoga pants. They can be more professional looking but comfy

i need recommendations for soft pants that are not sweatpants. i can’t wear jeans in my house but i am looking for something that is very comfortable but slightly more elevated than what i wear to exercise lol. thank you twitter

@KristiNoem i cant wait for you to get fired and go back to begging to be picked

I am incredibly proud of the men and women serving at the National Response Coordination Center to respond to the winter storm. The Trump administration has worked around the clock with state and local governments ahead of this winter storm. Response to this storm has been locally executed, state led and federally supported. Those are President Trump’s principles. That’s how it should be. That’s what works. Please continue to stay safe and stay off the roads!

@KristiNoem hows it feel to be the most hated woman in america?

how fucking stupid is it that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing all our data to sell us ads.