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Gbam.

@fwdaniels This message sound like someone I know

i’ve not heard this one before. 😭

@j_nababy @idringp Ewu … which southeast Nigeria

@idringp Living in southeast Nigeria, is not for the weak, one minute you’re chilling, the next you’re running for your life 😭😭😭😂😂😂

Dear white people .. this is how you survive in horror movies - don’t ask questions … just run 🏃‍♂️

@UI_DEBBIE @Raynerdtech God bless you , I was about to say this .. I started with html and trust me that was the only way I could understand other language

@Raynerdtech And how can he move to a high lang when he doesn't even know tags? And you advised he skip the foundation for a higher language. Make it make sense abeg

It’s never too late, right. But sometimes, it’s not just worth it anymore. Go for some high end languages instead

@Simonloveth9 This is beautiful

So I went for an event and this fine guy kept passing my table, staring and saying hi 👀 Next thing, he asked if I needed anything and told the caterers to serve me well 😭 Meanwhile, his mum has been observing everything oo… I went to the restroom and met her there. She complimented me and even offered to help me take better pictures 😂 we were both laughing As I was about leaving, the guy came looking for me and said
“My mum don already notice say I like you… she even told me you’re in the toilet preparing to leave” E be like I don see husband already… with sweet mother-in-law😂😂

@Morris_Monye I don’t get angry also

I used to have a babe back in the day who was a human “Golden retriever”. Nothing made her angry ever. They exist I promise.

@caesar_11_ @Erhagun @Merchimaaa The guy is toxic … if the love is equal he won’t allow her to double text

@Elioosa @Erhagun @Merchimaaa I don’t think anything toxic is there look well and see it’s just a clingy girl but you just want to spin to toxic

You only experience someone like this once in your life time

@fifss__ Definitely going for the organza gown, my veil with have lace and shinning stone details

This is my first time seeing an organza wedding gown. What wedding gown says a lot about you?

@emalexxconcept Hmmm , scared of trying again oo .. love should not be the end of me

@Elioosa Because one man ghosted you bcos you are peaceful you feel other men will do the same thing, all men are not the same

Women Come and learn

He is determined and also dramatic 😂😂

@Calyso94 @GhettoPunditt U Dey mind them 😂😂

@Elioosa @GhettoPunditt Honestly 😂😂😂.. them no Dey ever tire for the app everytime women this, women that 😂😂.. let the man be the villain first let start with that .. and the funny part na men Dey stain white 😂😂 first

A couple was attacked in their home. Robbers took everything… then one of them pulled out a gun and handed it to the husband. “Shoot your wife… or we do it ourselves.” The room went silent. Hands trembling, he looked at her… and in that moment, memories flooded in. Everything they had been through together. He couldn’t do it. “I can’t…” he said, dropping the gun as tears filled his eyes. — The robbers picked it up… and handed it to the wife. No hesitation. No deep thinking. She raised the gun… pointed it at her husband… and pulled the trigger. Click. No bullet. The robbers laughed and left. But they didn’t just leave with money… They left that marriage broken. So tell me honestly… If you were the man… would you still stay?

@thepollplug2 Just imagine person wey Dey tie wrapper

They dress up like they work from home to their office 😂 guess the HR?👀

@caesar_11_ @Erhagun @Merchimaaa Someone is been toxic and u call that good relationship? Do u know how it feels to ignore someone bcos u want to feel like the air they breathe?

@Elioosa @Erhagun @Merchimaaa Why are you mad he is experiencing good relationship?

@Erhagun @Merchimaaa Let call the king of kings for u 🙄

@Merchimaaa I didn’t experience it just once tho Been blessed to experience it a number of times.

I think I’ve come to realize that it’s because that lady likes you that’s why she’s available. That’s the only reason she’s down for anything you say and replies your text faster. The way they treat a guy when they don’t like you, you will know that you should cherish the one that likes you.” - Guy says🤔

He deserves the whole week to himself for this performance 😂

@jayyprinzz @Allezamani Exactly, cos I love chicken inside my egusi .. not those frozen ones oo , I prefer those live ones that was killed in my presence

@Allezamani Maybe your FeMale haven't been doing the kitchen job wella Scout for more intelligent players

Chicken has no business in Egusi soup. I repeat, chicken has no business in Egusi soup!

@dev_felz 😂😂😂 exactly

@Elioosa Awwwww, that’s sweet. Lemme guess, you wanted to do Lash tech ?

Tech people, how did you actually get into tech? Not the polished story… the real one.