Elijah Apple 🍎

@marlon_humphrey I humbly accept

@barstoolspringb This is actually Dante’s best take yet

Dante thinks Katy Perry is a clone

@AdamSchefter Statement on Russini?

Patriots’ statement on Mike Vrabel: “The New England Patriots fully support Mike Vrabel’s decision to prioritize his family first, as well as his own well-being. Mike has been open with us about his commitment to being the best version of himself for his family, this team and our fans, and we respect the steps he is taking to follow through on that commitment.   “We are confident in the leadership and communication Mike has established with our personnel staff throughout this pre-draft process. While he will not be present at the facility on Saturday, we know the draft evaluations are complete and Eliot Wolf and his personnel staff are prepared to execute our draft as planned this weekend.”

@_willcompton You’re so cooked WillyDms

This rivalry has no days off “Honk if you hate the Ravens”

@_willcompton It’s going to be hell for awhile buddy

What the Yinzers are talking about

@BussinWTB @_willcompton It’s not good Willy C

PUNT. PASS. KICK. Total yards = punt + pass But you gotta hit the FG to keep it all 😤 Miss it and it’s 50% gone

@stoolpresidente Compton News will be breaking 🔜 as well surely

NOT NOW!!!! OLD NEWS!

Keep looking at my almost 4 day old son Michael while trying to figure out who are the best Michaels to ever play and coach in the NFL?

@_willcompton Oh buddy, you’re getting dragged

HAPPY DRAFT DAY NOW WE GO

@stoolpresidente What about his protégé, Willy C

No shot. Vrabel has basically admitted it. Russini has a fiery denial out there.

@barstoolspringb Why are they lying to her 😂😂😂

Ella thinks her outfit is giving "business casual" compared to the other girls

@OhioTate Very bad trade for home

GRADE THE TRADE

@chefdonnyy What is your brother’s name

Delayed tweet send! Let’s gooooo

@nickysmokess He’s Elvis mogging unfortunately

I put that boy in an Elvis costume 😭

@stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat It’s time to get @nickysmokess off of a month to month. He’s the best guy you got.

@itsRuhRohRaggy @nickysmokess That would be just a funny in this circumstance

@ElisApple20 @nickysmokess I think his brothers name is Kevin, maybe I’m remembering incorrectly

@itsRuhRohRaggy @nickysmokess I think people also said she slept with Chef Donny’s brother who may be named Will (I should be fact checked)

@nickysmokess 1 down 1 to go. Can you confirm or deny that Annika may have been heard saying both rumors have the same name last night? Some leads have gone cold

@kellykeegs Comment on a KFC intern sleeping with a KFC producer (coincidence?)

Dave is gonna love this

@OhioTate Goldfinger ACTIVE

Dinner Availability Report Actives: Nicky Smokes Tommy Smokes Brianna Chickenfry Keegs Ella Katic Dante Smelly Izzy Goldfinger Situationship (Dressed as Elvis) Inactives: Oona Annika

@TomScibelli 😂😂😂😂😂

I am drowning this fucking horse’s face in water and he just refuses to drink it